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    Good Lord, those Spelling/McDermott kids! I hope they get some of Grandma's money...it'll make them more attractive.

    Those McConaughey kids are fug muppets too.
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    tori's daughter on the left looks like honey boo boo.

    i think mcconaughey's kids are cute.

    i like shakira but that coat and boots are tacky, and especially those boots with any dress looks dumb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    Good Lord, those Spelling/McDermott kids! I hope they get some of Grandma's money...it'll make them more attractive.
    This made me LOL because sadly, it's true. They are so homely. I mean, Tori was no raving beauty...ever...and Dean, well. He looks like a serial killer who lives in a cabin in the woods. Like someone you'd see on one of those docu-dramas on the Investigation Discovery channel.
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    Okay, this sounds VERY mean, and I don't really mean to sound like this....I do not understand how Tori and Dean's girls have complete square faces, they are so wide. Both Tori and Dean have fairly narrow faces. It's just weird. Also, Stella is only 8, she don't need to be wearing makeup yet, let her be a kid.
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    Those poor Spelling/McDermott kids. They have taken "awkward" to a whole new level. Maybe they will grow into their looks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    i can't fucking stand shakira and her twink husband and those boots she's wearing are vile. almost as offensive as her hair colour.
    I had a pair of Howdy Doody cowboy boots that looked like that. I was 5 years old.

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    Shakira's outfit is terrible but damn I wish I had her legs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tulip View Post
    Those poor Spelling/McDermott kids. They have taken "awkward" to a whole new level. Maybe they will grow into their looks?
    If the parents didn't grow into their looks, neither will those kids. Derp nation!
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    A bunch of hairy little fugmuppets.

    One of these little beasts is a girl, but I have no idea which one. They all look like little werewolves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post



    A bunch of hairy little fugmuppets.

    One of these little beasts is a girl, but I have no idea which one. They all look like little werewolves.
    They do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post



    A bunch of hairy little fugmuppets.

    One of these little beasts is a girl, but I have no idea which one. They all look like little werewolves.
    I was going to post the EXACT same thing, I know one's a girl, but I couldn't tell you which one!

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    They get the werewolf-ishness from their mom.
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    Jeez people, I've been saying it for years. She IS a flippin' werewolf, and those wolflings prove it!
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    ^ to all of the above - hahahahahaha!

    the one in blue is the girl.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    ^ to all of the above - hahahahahaha!

    the one in blue is the girl.
    Maybe she'll grow into her...um...maybe she has a stunning personality!

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