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    The dates don’t work for me for it to beCruise’s baby.
    Remember he’s firing blanks so any “natural” offspring has to be started off on a Petri dish.
    *If* Siri was born in April it just doesn’t work.
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    I don't remember the exact timeline, but is there any way possible she got pregnant before they were supposedly dating? By Tom and only Tom I mean. She didn't have to meet him for that. Maybe her having his kid was some Co$ marriage requirement. Maybe he was doing that thing where you control your Thetans and overcome your weaknesses. Can't remember what Co$ calls it but it's basically praying the infertility away...only there was a petri dish and Mapother sperm involved.

    I understand how crazy that sounds, but I wouldn't put anything past these people.
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    I think they probably met before they said they did. I'm sure a baby was part of the contract.
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    Yeah but the wedding was delays because the pre-nip took ages so why have IVF/egg gathering two months after you meet this Co$ weirdo....
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    I'm pretty sure that William Mapother is Suri's father.
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    Mimi Roger's statement of "firing blanks" was
    1) in the 80's and fertility treatments have come a long way. (Specifically ICSI and TESE in the early and late 90's) and
    2) maybe exaggerated or not true at all if she really meant "he's gay and won't really sleep with me."
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    or maybe she was just being an asshole.

    seriously. i'm no TC fan but who would say that to the media about their ex?

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    ^but nicole was pregnant by lenny kravitz and has two biological children now. i believe mimi that there were issues but i agree that science has come a long way. however, i'm with novice on the timing being way too fishy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post


    She's always looked like Tom to me, especially in the low eyebrows and big nose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    ^but nicole was pregnant by lenny kravitz and has two biological children now. i believe mimi that there were issues but i agree that science has come a long way. however, i'm with novice on the timing being way too fishy.
    The thing is that you only need a few good sperm - even 30 years ago.
    It is *much* easier for a man with a low sperm count to have children (and I’m saying easier not easy).
    But to cycle through an egg collection it takes approx 3 weeks - she broke up with Chris Klein March/April & was pregnant in July *if* Suri’s Public ally announced birth date is real.
    April to July? When it took FIVE boxes for a prenup, that had the clause “*if*” Katie had children with TC not “if she had *more* children” with TC when Suri had already been born.
    So they met, signed a contract, went straight to cycling for egg collection and had one or two cycles to implant them?
    Naaaah!!!


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    I think that Nicole had an issue with carrying, not with getting pregnant - again IMHO. I’m not a doctor and have no knowledge of their personal circumstances.
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    Serena Williams is joined by her two-year-old daughter Olympia on the runway at the S by Serena Williams fashion show on Tuesday (September 10) at Klarna in New York City.


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    I can't believe her kid is already two years-old.
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    Wait a minute....Nicole was pregnant by Lenny Kravitz?
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    I would have loved to see what that child would have looked like. Lenny is hot!!!
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    Serena needs a fashion coach.
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