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    Apple looks like a Hammerhead Shark

    Z grew up!

    Suri back to wearing flowers....sigh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    Apple looks like a Hammerhead Shark

    Z grew up!

    Suri back to wearing flowers....sigh.
    That is hilarious!
    At least Sufi isn’t wearing bows in her hair.
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    I was never one to believe Suri was Tom Cruise's daughter, but shiiiiiiiiiit, she look JUST like him in this shot

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    Well I hate to admit it, but she really does look like Tiny Tomasina in this shot!

    Jolie Pitt kids: Z is gorgeous. Shiloh will be when she outgrows the awkwardness (and braces). Pax looks like he could drop kick a motherfucker into next week. He looks like Bolo Yueng (Yang Sze in Enter The Dragon and Chong Li in Bloodsport).
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    Pax looks like Brad.
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    I just can't quite 100% believe Tom is the father. Maybe the Co$ used their superpowers to splice Tom's DNA onto some random babydaddy's embryo already baking inside Katie. I could think of hundreds of conspiracy theories that would be more believable than Tom knocking up Katie within 5 minutes of meeting her.
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    The TomKat conspiracy I subscribe to is that the bio father is his cousin William Mapother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    I just can't quite 100% believe Tom is the father. Maybe the Co$ used their superpowers to splice Tom's DNA onto some random babydaddy's embryo already baking inside Katie. I could think of hundreds of conspiracy theories that would be more believable than Tom knocking up Katie within 5 minutes of meeting her.
    It's like there's just no plausible answer to the paternity of Suri. She looks like a mini Tom in drag, yet what you're saying makes more sense. It's truly a conundrum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post



    Just sayin’

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    Nope her nose today is bigger than his is....was

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    In that particular pic, I can only see Tom.
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    She's Tom's kid. He's probably made such a big hairy deal about it because for whatever reason, she got pregnant. I'm sure it was Scientology that made him fertile. Ha! I would love to know exactly what happened with this whole weird thing, but the truth is probably less interesting than we'd all like to believe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tulip View Post
    She's Tom's kid. He's probably made such a big hairy deal about it because for whatever reason, she got pregnant. I'm sure it was Scientology that made him fertile. Ha! I would love to know exactly what happened with this whole weird thing, but the truth is probably less interesting than we'd all like to believe.
    Agreed. It's no coincidence she's the spitting image of Tom
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    Suri surely is Tom,s kid but we had so much fun with the pillowgate!Jolie Pitt kids tuned out average looking at best.
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