Which Celeb would you Marry, Screw or Kill 2.0

**olivia720** · December 30th, 2005, 10:07 PM

marry: hugh laurie
screw: joaquin phoenix
kill: paris hilton or tom cruise

**CherryDarling** · December 31st, 2005, 04:58 PM

Oooooooooooooh, I likey this thread:

Fuck: Christian Bale
Marry: Joaquin Phoenix (we'd be fucking...a LOT)

Kill: Hilary Duff

**Grimmlok** · December 31st, 2005, 05:01 PM

I dont want to marry or screw really any of em, but I'd like to kill every stupid gangsta rapper out there, cuz all they do is advocate murder, bitches, ho's and money. Useless people promoting a shit lifestyle.

**politesse** · January 1st, 2006, 10:38 AM

So easy

Marry..............Ryan Phillipe
Screw.............Ryan Phillipe
Kill..................Angelina Jolie.......... She creeps me out!!!!!!!!!!

**Jessica** · January 2nd, 2006, 07:02 PM

marry- oded fehr

, naveen andrews and jason bateman

fuck- paul walker

give a bath, haircut & shave - colin farrell

kill- tom cruise

**piperdiva** · January 2nd, 2006, 11:11 PM

Marry:Goran Vijnic
Kill: Michael Jackson; so you will get those millions before the bank does, Tiara!

**A*O** · January 2nd, 2006, 11:29 PM

I would MARRY a decrepit old billionaire with a dodgy heart and then FUCK him so hard the first time it would KILL him. Just call me Anna Nicole.

**alcohol the honey** · January 6th, 2006, 12:56 AM

Marry: James Franco,
F#ck: Steve Buscemi and ect.,

Kill: no one.

**glamazon** · January 6th, 2006, 09:44 AM

this is a GREAT THREAD!

Marry: clearly Johnny Depp. CLEARLY. We would be doing things and stuff that you couldn't even think up.
Fuck: after I'm done with Johnny, I would be getting with my Mexican lovah, Gael Garcia Bernal and my brodding Joaquin at the same time. Then I'd go home back to my husband, Johnny for more loving.
Kill: Paris Hilton. She drives me INSANE! completely. She's a waste of Space.