The Big Fat Time to Get a LifE thread.

**Sunnygirl** · June 25th, 2018, 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by dksnj

^^^Looks like she is singing to an audience of potted plants.

Maybe she was performing for a Hydroponic Convention?

**exippy** · June 25th, 2018, 07:35 AM

Originally Posted by Sunnygirl

Maybe she was performing for a Hydroponic Convention?

Ah that explains it.. I thought they were bored but they were just stoned

**Mrs Fawlty** · June 25th, 2018, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by dksnj

^^^Looks like she is singing to an audience of potted plants.

I bet those poor plants refused to let their owners stop watering them so that death would put them out of their misery after they were forced to listen to Leann. Death would have been a great relief after having to sit and listen to the yodelling witch!

**Sunnygirl** · June 27th, 2018, 05:05 PM

I am having a hard time believing a single fan dm’ed her for this recipe. I know her fans are dumb but how hard is it to remember how to open a jar of pre-made pasta sauce and one can of beans and dump them on pre-cut veggies? This looks rancid. I see she is back to wearing granny negligees while drinking her Big Gulps.

**SHELLEE** · June 27th, 2018, 05:24 PM

That looks disgusting.

**Sunnygirl** · June 27th, 2018, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by SHELLEE

That looks disgusting.

Hillbilly Roadkill meal kit called Roadkill Helper.

**Calico Kid** · June 27th, 2018, 06:20 PM

That really does look disgusting. It's even formed a hard crust and pulled away from the side. Leann needs to wax her forehead.

**lindsaywhit** · June 27th, 2018, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by Calico Kid

That really does look disgusting. It's even formed a hard crust and pulled away from the side. Leann needs to wax her forehead.

Laughed out loud....just because without a paragraph break the three sentences are all about the same topic.

eta: NOT trying to be a grammar Nazi here - it's just an awesome Freudian slip.

**SHELLEE** · June 27th, 2018, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by lindsaywhit

Laughed out loud....just because without a paragraph break the three sentences are all about the same topic.

eta: NOT trying to be a grammar Nazi here - it's just an awesome Freudian slip.

Me either, but I actually thought she was making a clever joke and I lol’d too.

**czb** · June 27th, 2018, 08:45 PM

yeah, the meal does look gross. i was surprised since the array of freshly looked so good.

**faithanne** · June 27th, 2018, 08:59 PM

I took one for the team:

1 can organic cannellini beans
1 jar Rao’s Arrabbiata Sauce
(I add extra garlic powder and oregano to mine)
2 large cloves of garlic minced
1 small handful of fresh basil, chopped
2 – 3 containers of whatever kind of organic mushrooms you prefer
(I use a mix of oyster, baby Bella, baby shiitake and beech mushrooms)
1 bunch of asparagus chopped
1 small bundle of broccolini (chop off the lower half of the stem)
2 big handfuls of organic spinach
1/2 bunch of green onion chopped (green part only)
OPTIONAL 1 pkg of organic chicken sausage taken out of casing and molded into small meatballs

What kind of healthy lifestyle guru posts a "recipe" that has the most important part (THE FLAVOUR) pre-made? I don't know anything about that brand, but most commercial pasta sauce has lots of additives and sugar.

I didn't wade too deep into the HoleOfEverle but it's another level of fuckery.

It’s a powerful time to alchemize the most painful, wounded, hidden parts of ourselves, so that we may uncover the gifts that lie amongst our shadows. I know I am deeply feeling this influx of energy. It’s no joke! SO... Happy Full Moon. Here’s to healing my LovEs! I LovE you!

Wow, the energy tonight’s Full Moon in Capricorn is bestowing upon us is intense. Along with Mars turning retrograde yesterday, this circulation of energy is bringing up old patterns, ways of thinking, stories we have been telling ourselves many things that we have forced down or may have thought we had healed and it’s offering us the opportunity to walk through these fires once and for all in order to clear ancient wounds that no longer protect nor serve us.

"Ancient wounds that no longer protect nor serve us" - what the actual fuck does that mean?

The way she carries on about pain and healing you'd think she'd lost her triplets in a random bear attack or something. Or is it everyone else who needs to heal, and because her life is perfect she's the best one to show them how? Whatever, she's still delusional and needs to crack open a dictionary before she uses words like "alchemize".

**Moongirl** · June 27th, 2018, 09:30 PM

^^Oftentimes, I wonder how she would respond if someone were to ask her after one of her word-salad posts, "I'm not sure I understand, can you please explain/elaborate?" just to see how she responds; my guess is she would just ignore that person because there's just no explaining some of the shit she posts...

**Grinchy McGrinch** · June 28th, 2018, 08:57 AM

Rimes is so fucked in the head. She posts these pics that are edited, filtered and air brushed to the point it's a complete lie as to how she looks and tries for the "candid" photo pose like-- Oh, somebody caught me in mid smile just musing about my ever so happeeeee life...... BARF! She is so fake it's insane. And posting a recipe that includes jarred sauce LMAO!! Recipe in bio

I wonder if Dean ever looks at that fuckery? If so he must laugh his ass off! It's so weird, it's like she is trying to be part Brandi, part Dean, part every person she craves on some level. She has NO idea how to be HERSELF.

Maybe because HERSELF is so vile, inside and out.