Angelina Jolie: Rant here...................

[Somerset]

I don't get how people fawn over her lips, I think they're gross. To quote a poster on some board, they look like a baboon's ass in heat.

[Voodoo Child]

Originally Posted by Somerset

I don't get how people fawn over her lips, I think they're gross. To quote a poster on some board, they look like a baboon's ass in heat.

[Mel1973]

For all us Southpark fans, from Terrence and Phillip to you AJ - you know why.....

Shut your fuckin' face brother fucka.
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking brother fucka.
You're an brother fucka, yes its true,
nobody fucks brothers quite like you.
Shut your fuckin' face brother fucka.
You're the one that fucked your brother, brother fucka.
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn.
You just fuck your brother all day long!

*farting and laughing- Traffic Warden:"Whats going on here?"
more farting*

Brother fucka, brother fucka brother fucka, brother fucka...
Shut your fuckin' face brother fucka. (brother fucka)
You're a boner-biting bastard brother fucka.
You're an brother fucka, I must say! You fucked your brother yesterday!
Brother fucka, thats B.R.O.T.H.E.R, fuck you, brother fucka-a-a-a-a...tonight! Suckmyballs.


Thank you, thank you very much!!

[Raspberry gashes]

Originally Posted by Somerset

I don't get how people fawn over her lips, I think they're gross. To quote a poster on some board, they look like a baboon's ass in heat.

Ahahahaha i'll never look at those lips the same way again!

[Nitelite]

The fact is, people want to believe the worst of Angie because she defies being put into the little cubbyhole they want her in. She may be a free spirit and live her life as she wants, but she’s not the big ho her detractors make her out to be. If she had had as many lovers as people claim, then they would have names, dates and places to back up their claims. But they don’t and we all know that no matter how much you want to keep your private life private, people WILL talk and more importantly hotel employees will talk! None of these supposed lovers has ever been found OR come forward and no dirt has been dug up about these people, so that begs the question - do they really exist?

If you want you want to know how a person is, just look at their children.

Maddox is the cutest kid…. such cool unfussy clothes and hairdo.
Maddox has an intelligence and curiosity that just jumps out of him. Not all kids have that. I also like his body language: sturdy, assured, always at ease in every environment, he seems very well adjusted. A tribute to Angie’s skills at parenthood (and now Brad’s too).

Brad’s demeanor in pictures and interviews SINCE RISKING ALMOST EVERYTHING HE WORKED FOR TO BE WITH ANGIE AND MAD almost two years ago, is that of a very happy man.

In love, we all take risks; of failing and falling down. But we should never be scared to go a little further or a little crazier. In the end, the sweetest love is the one that made you lose control. We should all be lucky (like Angelina) to end up with that somebody who has a little of that insanity. Somebody who risked it all.

[ChangingEventually]

Nitelite is really embarrassing.


I wonder if she's like this in life?

[Somerset]

I've got to think the nitelite is just a big joke. I mean, this can't really be what someone is like, can it? And btw, beg the question does not mean raise the question. Look this shit up people.

[Raspberry gashes]

The only thing that annoys me about Angelina is the whole kissing her brother thing. They talk of it like people that dont do it are weird, and they are completely normal. Its disgusting, i shudder to think of myself kissing my brother in the way she does. Its also not normal to cut yourself, or to wear a vial of blood around your neck, etc but Angelina talks about it like it is. Fine, do that bizarre shit, just dont glamorize it.

[DeChayz]

So... Angelina is wonderful because her kid is cute? Dude, she's not even personally responsible for his physical appearance. And because she didn't keep a log of her many trysts that means they didn't happen? She herself said she would meet her *ahem* friends at hotels for such "friendly sessions". When the hell did logic become optional round these parts?

[Raspberry gashes]

Oh please Nitelite, Angelina is very promiscuous. She admitted to being obsessed with sex and not just with one person either. I believe the quote was, "I am attracted to everything, boyish girls, girlish boys, da da da (cant remember the others, but you get the point) Its a problem when I'm walking down the street".

And what about, "I want to taste everyone in the world".

The fact thats she's bisexual as well is what has made her so popular amongst women as well as men. Because women are like, 'ohh shes so gorgeous, i'm jealous, but she would have sex with me, so i love her!" haha, psshhh.

[ray shawn]

psycho ass motherfucker opps i mean brotherfucker

Originally Posted by Mel1973

Some more Angelina quotes:

"If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different...I'd rather be completely ****ing mental."
"We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly... Only after we have lost everything, are we free to do anything... Throw things out there and not be perfect and not have answers to anything and see if people understand"
"Some people say you are going the wrong way, when it's simply a way of your own."
"You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; **** happens!"
"Without pain, there would be no suffering, without suffering we would
never learn from our mistakes. To make it right, pain and suffering is the
key to all windows, without it, there is no way of life.".

"The truth is I love being alive. And I love feeling free. So if I can't have those things then I feel like a caged animal and I'd rather not be in a cage. I'd rather be dead. And it's real simple. And I think it's not that uncommon."
"I've realized that being happy is a choice. You never want to rub anybody the wrong was or not be fun to be around, but you have to be happy. When I get logical and I don't trust my instincts - That's when I get in trouble"

"I know I present myself as many things, I'm very sexual, yet I've always been monogamous. I feel both masculine and feminine. I understand that side of men that excompasses the lone person. I have the restless spirit of a man."

"This is going to sound insane, but there was a time when I was going to hire somebody to kill me."
"Honestly, i like everything. Boyish girls, girlish boys, the heavy and the skinny."

"I'm the person most likely to sleep with my female fans."

"I'm odd looking, i sometimes think i look like a funny muppet"

"Pain is always a pleasure"

"Some people say you are going the wrong way, when it's simply a way of your own."
"Be brave, be bold, be free."
"I am always on top. It's really unfortunate. I am begging for the man that can put me on the bottom. Or the woman. Anybody that can take me down."
"You don't have to be somebody, 'cause being someone does not make you anybody anyways"
"in three years time, i'd love to have a shaved head, 30 tattoos, seven children and three lovers" - More Magazine

"I'll never sleep with a married man, I'll never lie, and I'll never sit back and do nothing."

"I'd sooner be completely naked with my tattoos showing as a raw human being than dressed up in some bikini, because that's not who I am."

"I used to hate people in love. I always felt alone, like I didn't belong with anybody. I felt that love would seem like a waste of time. I didn't understand what real love was or what a real friendship could be."

"I have a strong sense of wanting to do the right things. I want to be around people doing the right things. And I don't respect people who don't."

[Raspberry gashes]

I dont hate her, i think shes had alot of problems stemming from her teen years when she was an outcast, and its wonderful that she succeeded, but I'm torn between liking her or thinking shes a complete wacko. Some of what she says is intelligent, and brilliant, but other stuff is just bizarre and silly. I'm pretty sure i read something where she said that if she wasn't an actress she'd be a serial killer because of all her emotions, and i thought that was such a ridiculous thing to say. She also said something about going to therapy for 'extra credit'- she NEEDS therapy, I think alot of what she makes jokes of, are bizarre issues she hasn't dealt with. Anyway there was something offensive about that comment.

[Somerset]

I really don't think she was ever an outcast, although the image she crafted was supposed to make it seem so. She went to Bevery Hills Highschool and was the daughter of a well known actor (and she used his name at the time) and was even voted "best legs." Last time I checked, hs kids don't vote the outcasts as having the best pair of legs in the class. Plus, she was modelling in hs too, posing for that infamous bikini/pedophile shoot amony many others.
She just needs attention, and the viles of blood and lesbian romps and whole gothic persona acheived that and seperated her from other actresses. And now, her rainbow coalition of children is doing the same except she knows this will destine her to greatness on the same level as Princess Di and Audrey Hepburn.
Here's the picture:

[Raspberry gashes]

Oh because in the THS, they said she cut herself because she was so depressed at highschool due to being the outcast..

She had black hair, and was goth and one of the people being interviewed was saying, "She looked like a really weird kid".

[buttmunch]

I think she was as young and confused as alot of other people and said some wierd shit. I did as well when I was young/confused. Then I grew up a bit and got some sense. I was basically a smart kid with some issues and as I grew up I learned to deal with them...and most importantly I learned not to talk to every Tom, Dick and Mary who came along about my problems. It's a learning curve and it looks like she's getting her shit together. Plus, I like her not giving too much of a shit about what people think. That's one attitude she should hang on to.