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    Give your Beckside a real treat

    Victoria Beckham has gone down the pan - as the new face of bog roll. Posh-Wipes are being sold on the web featuring a colour photo of Becks missus on every sheet.

    Her mugshot was chosen after an internet survey asked fans to nominate a female celeb they would like to see on their toilet paper.

    Victoria, 31, came out as top of the plops.

    After producing tonnes of paper - at 2.75 a roll - with the new design, the man behind the idea, Dr Allan Park, said: "We suggest you place a sheet in the toilet bowl before doing your business. Then its bombs away."

    Dr Park added: "Sales have gone completely mad. The world seems to need this. This is nothing personal. I think Victoria is sexy and smart.

    "I just offered it on the internet and asked people who should have their face on the paper. She got the most votes of any woman, even beating Paris Hilton.

    "Only George Bush got more - though he did get about 100 times more."

    A spokesman for Victoria declined to comment. I'll bet they did.
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    at 2.75 a roll
    scandalous !!!!!!!!

    . . . Well after thinking it through I guess people would pay to shit on her!

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    I predict Posh will file a lawsuit in the near future for all of the profits.
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    "Only George Bush got more - though he did get about 100 times more."
    Well that puts things in perspective, I think.

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    I would pay to shit on Bush!
    Keep passing the open windows.

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    Haha how funny!! I wonder what Vicky thinks of this, I bet she's gutted!

    I'd love Cameron Diaz wipes, I'd be eating as much as I could all day just so I could visit the toilet and deface her ugly mug as much as possible!
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    Well I think they should expand the market and go for feminine hygiene products as well..maybe some other celebs...maybe a tampon with Tom Cruise on it or something to go in a cetain place we all know he would not like to go!

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    no no, Prince Charles Tampons
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    Shite, I still think poo -poo deserves better than to see her face!!

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    ^^Now that is pretty bad when shit is even too good for her!

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    ^^

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    David Beckham brought 30 rolls. And a mirror.

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