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    I've spent WAY too much time online. I am now officially freaked out by the comments people make regarding appearances. Everyone blames "Hollywood" and "the media" for brainwashing poor little us, but "we," in general, are pure crazy and contradictory. These seem to be the requirements for celebrity appearances, according to all of us nuts online. I wonder how many of us live up to our own standards?

    • Plastic surgery is bad
    • But so are natural breasts because they "sag"
    • So get your tits done but make sure we can't tell
    • Don't age badly
    • Don't get Botox either
    • Don't be too skinny
    • Don't be 5 lbs overweight because we'll point out your gain
    • Be 20 lbs overweight; we'll be PC & say you're how a woman should be
    • Unless you're Star Jones
    • Don't have any body hair...anywhere


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    Dead on. I absolutely agree. I can be as critical as the next person, but I think we're too hard on these people sometimes. They really can't win.

    They only ones I can think to add:

    • don't dare go outside, to the grocery store, hanging out with friends, stand on your balcony - without makeup on and hair styled.
    • get that cellulite taken care of, but if we spot the effects of liposuction, you're in trouble
    and my personal pet peeve:

    • your face isn't allowed to change from the time you hit puberty. If it does by even a fraction of an inch, you must have had plastic sugery. All denials will be met with derision.

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    I wouldn't have any issue with plastic surgery if they just admitted it.

    "Yes, I had some work done. I make my job on my appearance and I felt that I needed it."

    Done deal, none of this...oh maybe when I'm old, it's for old people, I don't need it, plastic surgery is weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muchlove
    Dead on. I absolutely agree. I can be as critical as the next person, but I think we're too hard on these people sometimes. They really can't win.

    They only ones I can think to add:

    • don't dare go outside, to the grocery store, hanging out with friends, stand on your balcony - without makeup on and hair styled.
    • get that cellulite taken care of, but if we spot the effects of liposuction, you're in trouble
    and my personal pet peeve:

    • your face isn't allowed to change from the time you hit puberty. If it does by even a fraction of an inch, you must have had plastic sugery. All denials will be met with derision.


    Good ones!

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    don't dare go outside, to the grocery store, hanging out with friends, stand on your balcony - without makeup on and hair styled
    just like to add to this^^: if you do go to any of the aformentioned places WITH makeup on and hair styled, expect to be criticized for caring too much about your appearance.

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    Make sure that you never hang out alone with friends of the opposite sex, and don't laugh at any jokes or sit close to each other in bars/nightclubs less we think that you are a whore/manwhore sleeping with a different gal/guy every day.

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    I agree, SVZ. The problem I have isn't with the surgery, it's that they get it and then blatantly lie about it while reveling in the attention they get when they claim to be all-natural.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muchlove
    They really can't win.
    They've already won! They're celebs! They make $$$! They have more clothes and stuff that you could ever dream of!

    So this is just our little justified revenge
    Nope.

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    Oh come on, we all enjoy a little bitch!!
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ
    I wouldn't have any issue with plastic surgery if they just admitted it.

    "Yes, I had some work done. I make my job on my appearance and I felt that I needed it."

    Done deal, none of this...oh maybe when I'm old, it's for old people, I don't need it, plastic surgery is weird.
    totally agree. The problem is that they NEVER admitt it.

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    I wouldn't have any issue with plastic surgery if they just admitted it.
    Yeah I agree.
    But then again, if they got surgery done and they looked better before e.j. Jordan, Pamela etc, then I'd slate them for that too for being unecessary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbara
    They've already won! They're celebs! They make $$$! They have more clothes and stuff that you could ever dream of!

    So this is just our little justified revenge
    Money doesn't buy happiness or self-esteem. Some of these chicks wouldn't become anorexic if it did.

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