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Old October 27th, 2008, 08:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Sylvia Browne's 2009 predictions

This is that crazy lady that used to go on Montel..







The question I am asked the most on a daily basis is, "Sylvia, what are your predictions for 2008 and 2009?"

I predict so many new and interesting things are coming for us within the next two years. Some are positive changes that will affect the world at large. Others are changes that may affect only a certain group of people and will improve their lives. Here are my Sylvia Browne predictions for 2008 & 2009!

Around 2009 to 2010, I predict Americans will start working on what I like to call our "buts." There are problems that we are aware of that make the global community smaller. We have liked to say, "Our system works"..but...

(Yes, I bolded the "interesting" parts!)




...Children are not properly fed, clothed, educated, protected or given adequate medical care.
...Many in our population do not have a place to call home.
...Some of our youth get more attention from gangs and drug dealers than they do positive role models.
...People who are ready, willing and able to work cannot find decent jobs.
...Our elderly are not cared for properly either financially or medically.
...Some death row inmates are innocent.
...Some elected officials and large corporations do not think of the welfare of the people as a high priority - they'd rather just increase their bank accounts.


I predict we'll develop strong resolve and resources to address these problems and come up with some good solutions.

More of my Sylvia Browne predictions...

I predict a great rise in skin cancer in children until 2010. There is a lot of media coverage about the UV rays and many products to protect people against them. But people are still often careless when it comes to the sun. Then again, people could pay attention - and reverse this prediction right out from under me. I would certainly be all for that!

I predict the President elected sometime after 2008 will die in office from a heart attack. The Vice President who will finish their term will have an unpopular and mistaken intention to declare war on North Korea. By that time, North Korea will have weapons of mass destruction. In the middle of efforts to declare war, I predict the Vice President will be assassinated.

There will be a worldwide investigation into the Vice President's death with both pleasant and unpleasant surprises. A lot of attention will be paid to one of the investigative congressional committees and serious accusations will be made regarding missing funds. Finally, it will be revealed that their accusations are part of a conspiracy to damage the American people's faith in their government, with the media manipulated to "fan the flames," and the committee will be vindicated in the end.

In 2008, I predict doctor's offices will have a high-tech "aura scanner" for patients that come to see them. This will be a highly developed version of an MRI. A patient will stand on a rotating disc and an infrared light will scan the body looking at their aura.

I predict we can truly say "goodbye" to the common cold in 2009 or 2010. The solution to the common cold involves heat. Keep in mind that the body's first response when we develop a cold is to come down with a fever. Many doctors today no longer rush to push patients to take temperature reducing medications when they come down with a fever, unless the fever is dangerous. They feel the immune system is the patient's best medicine and should be given a chance to fight back. So as the immune system fights a cold with heat, the cure for the common cold certainly may lie in this first signal to heal.

I predict that a small cubicle will become available in doctor's offices sometime in 2009 and it will be heated to a very precise temperature. There may be a special vapor placed into the cubicle. Patients will stand in the cubicle for approximately five minutes and the rhinitis germ will be destroyed.

Another wonderful bit of good news on the health front with this discovery - since this cubicle can easily take on the rhinitis germ, many people that have breathing problems with allergies and asthma complications will find some breakthroughs as well. We will see this cubicle discovery used for healing for those with breathing disorders. The cubicle will become available in 2009 or 2010.

I predict yoga and martial arts will remain just as popular, but a new form of exercise will be introduced in 2008. It is a passive form of exercise using machines to exercise the muscles. It will be a very effective form of exercise.

I predict hypnotic past-life regression will become available through a group of trained psychologists on both the east and west coasts of the U.S.A. in 2009. It will prove to be quite a success and will be widely practiced by 2011.



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Old October 27th, 2008, 09:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I saw this earlier and was going to post it too, because of the intense love we all have for her.

Chick is so fucking horrendous.
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Old October 27th, 2008, 09:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old October 27th, 2008, 09:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The BEST is her talking about that kidnapped kid--the one that was found alive after like 5 yrs and telling the parents that he was dead and in a field somewhere. What a fucking hack.
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I predict none of this will happen.
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Old October 27th, 2008, 12:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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She's an idiot. The common cold does not involve fever. If you get a fever it's the flu.
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Old October 27th, 2008, 01:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I predict the President elected sometime after 2008 will die in office from a heart attack. The Vice President who will finish their term will have an unpopular and mistaken intention to declare war on North Korea. By that time, North Korea will have weapons of mass destruction. In the middle of efforts to declare war, I predict the Vice President will be assassinated.
Is this a prediction or the plot to the next season of '24'.
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Old October 27th, 2008, 02:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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^LOL



I love Kingcap with all my heart, I swear. Anyway, uh, I think it's a PREDICTION of the plot to the next season of '24.'
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Old October 27th, 2008, 02:30 PM   #10 (permalink)
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^ lol. I second that Kingcap!!!!!

They are so ridiculous and general.
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Old October 27th, 2008, 02:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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This woman is as crazy as bananas in pajamas..
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Old October 27th, 2008, 02:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I read one of her books and it was really christian influenced, it surprised me...very conventional thought processes. Does anyone know if she does this every year and if any of her predictions have come true ever?
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Old October 28th, 2008, 11:42 AM   #13 (permalink)
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That Vice President prediction had better be a lot of bullshit!

She sounds a bit crazy!
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Old October 28th, 2008, 11:44 AM   #14 (permalink)
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^More than a bit, Nova. And have you heard her actual voice? It sounds like she smokes eleventy packs of cigarettes a day.
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Interesting "predictions".

I'll try my luck with the fortune cookies I get at the chinese place during lunch today. Those are more accurate than she is.
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