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    Im bringing this one back. List 3 celebrities in which ones you would like to marry,fuck or kill and state why.

    Marry, Oded Fehr, sooo dreamy.

    Fuck, Naveen Andrews, lost and deserted on an island, fine by me.

    Kill, Tom "Cucu for coco puffs" Cruise, in broad daylight, It had to be him.
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    Marry, Antonio Banderas, he's beautiful and sexy
    Fuck, Antonio Banderas, he's hot.
    Kill, Melanie Griffith so I can fuck and marry Antonio.

    I'm adding Liberto Ramal. I just discovered him in an older film. Yum!

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    F: Justin Theroux
    Marry: Garrett Hedlund
    Kill: Ashlee Simpson

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    oh, hard one...

    marry, matthew fox - he's hot, seems down to earth and really nice, the marrying type (or christian bale)

    fuck, christian bale (all day and night) - he's hot and sexy! and i bet he's very good (at least in my dreams he is )

    kill, also the looney tom cruise-it would be a favour to the world

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    Ok.

    I would marry Hayden Christensen but I would have to be in a bigamy marriage because Cuz I Can wants to marry him too? Or maybe she would just fuck him and that would be fine be me. heehee.

    Fuck? Colin Firth. Don't know why. He would have to talk dirty to me the WHOLE time.

    Kill. I guess the lottery winner would have to be, once again, Tom Cruise. Or KFed. Could I take them both out?

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    Interesting thread.

    Marry: Sharon Lawrence, NYPD Blue

    Fuck: Gail O'Grady, NYPD Blue (threesome!!)

    Kill: Pauly Fucking Shore. I'd fire his worthless ass out of a
    cannon into the goddamn Bermuda triangle, never to be
    seen again....




    ...nothin' personal, though.
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    Marry: Zach Braff
    F: Joaquin Phoenix
    Kill: Donald Fagan (because I get Mary Hart seizures everytime I hear his voice)

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    Marry: Jamie Foxx I think he has a wicked sense of humor
    F: Joaquin Phoenix just one look in those eyes and you know there is passion
    K: Nobody

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    Marry: Ewan McGregor, of course!!!
    Fuck: Ryan Phillipe!!!! Yum yum yum...and Mark Wahlberg
    Kill: PARASITE!!!!!!!!!1
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    ^^^

    Oh god how could I forget her sorry ass!!! I'll kill her and let Parasite live.
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    Marry: Wentworth Miller. He's a Princeton grad, so he'd have brains to fall back on if this acting thing doesn't pan out.

    Fuck: Peyton Manning. Banging a future Hall of Fame quarterback is cool.

    Kill: Donald "Bombastic Lemonface" Trump

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    I'd marry Michael Jackson. He has the mind of a child so I doubt he'd expect me to sleep with him and he seems like he'd be a pretty easy person to drive insane so I'd do that, then he'd end up killing himself and I'd inherit his millions.

    I'd screw Brad Pitt just to show Angelina how Jen felt. (plus it'd be cool to tll my friends I'd screwed Brad Pitt!!!)

    And I'd kill.... errrm. Can I have more than one bullet coz I couldn't pssibly choose!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiara
    I'd marry Michael Jackson. He has the mind of a child so I doubt he'd expect me to sleep with him and he seems like he'd be a pretty easy person to drive insane so I'd do that, then he'd end up killing himself and I'd inherit his millions.

    Now that's thinking. Pure genius!!! Although, I'm thinking his money is running out really quickly...better marry him soon...
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    ^^ Ye but imagine all those royalties I'd get from his songs. And I'd sell netherland and I'd turn his house in to a museum so everyone could pay a large admission fee to look around the legendary kiddy fiddlers house!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiara
    I'd marry Michael Jackson. He has the mind of a child so I doubt he'd expect me to sleep with him and he seems like he'd be a pretty easy person to drive insane so I'd do that, then he'd end up killing himself and I'd inherit his millions.

    I'd screw Brad Pitt just to show Angelina how Jen felt. (plus it'd be cool to tll my friends I'd screwed Brad Pitt!!!)

    And I'd kill.... errrm. Can I have more than one bullet coz I couldn't pssibly choose!
    LOL VERY GOOD Tiara!

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