May 23rd, 2008, 06:54 PM
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Dallas Tells It All!
Friday. 23rd of May. 2008
So I'm at work here in New York City. I just heard about a rumor. Word is: That ain't Matthew Broderick's kid. Word is, he's gay. But y'all already knew. What you didn't know is that SJP sleeps around (mostly/mainly crew types). Yup. She and Carrie Bradshaw are both whooahs. So who's the whooah's baby's daddy? Some say it's:
Johnny Knoxville. 
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May 23rd, 2008, 06:59 PM
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Wow, the child looks like her(basically my little pony) but I dont see JK in the kid at all. Unless her horse genes over rode his jack ass genes.
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May 23rd, 2008, 07:01 PM
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Wow, the child looks like her(basically my little pony) but I dont see JK in the kid at all. Unless her horse genes over rode his jack ass genes.
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Ya know, I haven't really ever seen a good clear pic of the kid, but I never thought he looked like MB from what I could see.
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May 23rd, 2008, 07:01 PM
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Wow, the child looks like her(basically my little pony) but I dont see JK in the kid at all. Unless her horse genes over rode his jack ass genes.
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May 23rd, 2008, 07:05 PM
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Maybe it was a "Jackass" stunt to sleep with horsey face in the first place. I can't imagine anyone willingly boinking Whoa Nelly.
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May 23rd, 2008, 07:07 PM
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Johnny is yummy..kid might have hope yet.
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May 23rd, 2008, 07:14 PM
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Wow, the child looks like her(basically my little pony) but I dont see JK in the kid at all. Unless her horse genes over rode his jack ass genes.
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ditto the rolling on the floor laughing my arse off!!!!!!
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May 23rd, 2008, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Dallas_Munro
Friday. 23rd of May. 2008
So I'm at work here in New York City. I just heard about a rumor. Word is: That ain't Matthew Broderick's kid. Word is, he's gay. But y'all already knew. What you didn't know is that SJP sleeps around (mostly/mainly crew types). Yup. She and Carrie Bradshaw are both whooahs. So who's the whooah's baby's daddy? Some say it's:
Johnny Knoxville.
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got a link to this info?
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May 23rd, 2008, 07:24 PM
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Makes sense. Matthew seems to have more than a hint of mint so the kid not being his would logically follow.
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May 23rd, 2008, 07:27 PM
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omg!
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Wow, the child looks like her(basically my little pony) but I dont see JK in the kid at all. Unless her horse genes over rode his jack ass genes.
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wow!lmfao
This has seriously made my evening
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May 23rd, 2008, 07:31 PM
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May 23rd, 2008, 07:31 PM
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If people think that Matthew isn't the father because he might possibly be gay ... uh ... well, gay men can and do have children, and many gay men marry women so they can have a family. As for the kid not looking like him ... that doesn't mean anything. My kid doesn't look like me or his father, and I don't look like either of my parents.
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May 23rd, 2008, 07:32 PM
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This. Thread. Is Comic GOLD.
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May 23rd, 2008, 07:33 PM
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If people think that Matthew isn't the father because he might possibly be gay ... uh ... well, gay men can and do have children, and many gay men marry women so they can have a family.
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Can and do, yes, but I'd bet it's less likely. Plus this is really juicy and you're raining on the parade!
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May 23rd, 2008, 07:36 PM
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Can and do, yes, but I'd bet it's less likely. Plus this is really juicy and you're raining on the parade!
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Actually, it's more common than people think, but I'll go away now so y'all can have your fun. 
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