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    This Is Dita Von Teese's Mom




    Damn! Dita Von Teese's mother looks more like her sister! I'm not just saying that either, because you know how I love to clown people. I adore her mother's chola eyebrow, but she really should have went with a black liner for the maximum cholita look.
    Here's Dita and Mommy Dita in NYC today. Do you ever think Dita wakes up and says, "Fuck it. I'm wearing some mangey sweats and a holey t-shirt today." Looking like that every day must be exhausting.

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    "Fuck it. I'm wearing some mangey sweats and a holey t-shirt today."

    I wear that every day!

    Dita's mom looks fabulous. Wow.
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    Her mom is totally cute!
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    The mom is much cuter than Dita. Looks like a nice lady.

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    Her mom looks fantastic - she reminds me of Diane Keaton.

    Dita looks great, as usual.
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    Wow she must have the same type of genetics that Stacy Dash has- she's cuter than Dita in my opinion.

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    Her mother looks great. Dita has good genes.

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    Her mom looks GREAT.

    She and Dita have the same teeth
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    Looks just great!
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    Wow, her mom has beautiful skin.

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    I don't care much for Dita, but her mom looks great. She looks like a nice lady.

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    first pic, she kinda looks like Carrie from ER
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    Her mother looks fabulous! Looks 10, maybe even 15 years younger than she probably is. Damn.

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    Her mother looks like she doesn't have to try as hard as Dita to look just as beautiful.
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    She looks way too young to be Dita's mother.
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