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Old April 22nd, 2008, 12:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Would you hit it? Russell Brand

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I'm talking about Russell Brand and not the pepaw behind him. Although, that might make for a hot tag-team. I don't know what's wrong with me, but lately I've been all into Russell Brand. His hairspray fumes must be making their way through my screen and seducing me.
Any dude that has the balls to go out in public dressed like Lindsay Lohan with hair like Heather from "Rock of Love" must be fearless in the sack.
Here's Russell greeting his pubic outside BBC studios.


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Old April 22nd, 2008, 12:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahahahaha. No.
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Old April 22nd, 2008, 03:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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There's a very good looking man underneath all that hair and slovenliness. In his current state, hell no.
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Old April 22nd, 2008, 04:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Fuck no!
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Old April 22nd, 2008, 04:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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He is huge in England, huh? I don't get it but one of the girls I am friends with over there LOVES him.
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Old April 22nd, 2008, 04:51 PM   #6 (permalink)
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There's a very good looking man underneath all that hair and slovenliness. In his current state, hell no.
He IS extremely pretty, but totally insane. I saw him on some
BBC talk shows a few times and I cannot wrap my brain around
why such a pretty person could make himself look so idiotic.
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Old April 22nd, 2008, 05:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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He's very intelligent and can be funny, but he fucks anything that moves, he's a man slut.
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Fuck no!
You took the words right out of my mouth.
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Old April 22nd, 2008, 10:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Is he in a band or something?

Since he doesn't brush his hair, he probably doesn't brush his teeth, so no thanks.
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Old April 23rd, 2008, 12:46 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Ummmm...no!
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Old April 23rd, 2008, 09:27 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Creepy feet, and the diaper, just doesn't work for me.
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Old April 24th, 2008, 10:31 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Uh yeah, I'd hit it.

With my car. And back up a couple times just to make sure I got it.
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Old April 24th, 2008, 11:10 AM   #13 (permalink)
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"Here's Russell greeting his pubic outside BBC studios."

nice typo
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don't know who he is but i agree with hwbl, he's very pretty.
he looks kind of insane but in a fun way
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don't know who he is but i agree with hwbl, he's very pretty.
he looks kind of insane but in a fun way
He doesn't photograph well, though. He's much prettier "in motion".
Like I said, in the few TV talk show appearances I saw of him, he
was crazy as a bat, but very, very pretty.

Out of 100 pics of him, he only looks okay in about 5!
Talk about totally NOT being photogenic!!!





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