Catherine Zeta-Jones' real age

muchlove · December 16th, 2005, 05:46 PM

Since so many people seem to think Catherine must be lying about her age, let's look at the evidence and end this once and for all.

This is Catherine in 2005, at 37.

Not perfect... a little rough, but she has been smoking like a chimney for years.

This is a series of screenshots from The Darling Buds of May. Catherine would have been 22 or 23 here. If you think that she's in her 40's now, then you'd have to think she was in her 30's then.

1987... so she would have been 18 in this photo:

Here's a playbill from when she was 16, in 1985... note they refer to her as a teenager:

1983

This is her in 1981 (in Annie)

Based on this photos, would you say that Catherine Zeta-Jones is lying about her age?

AliceInWonderland · December 16th, 2005, 06:14 PM

YES!
now more than eva!!

Jessica · December 16th, 2005, 06:36 PM

first three votes are "yes, i hate her "

muchlove · December 16th, 2005, 06:49 PM

LOL. I knew it! You're all haters.

ourmaninBusan · December 16th, 2005, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Here's a playbill from when she was 16, in 1985... note they
refer to her as a teenager...

Well, let's see. The first part about being "a teenager" is vague:

Quote:

She started her training at the age of four,
and as a teenager has performed her cabaret act
in many variety clubs.

But they close the article with this:

Quote:

She is now looking forward to this, her first adult job,
which she hopes is the first of many.

...which implies that she was a legal adult of 16 in the UK
in 1985. But then, all women do is lie about their ages,
especially in showbiz.

Besides, if the rumors about her sleeping her way up
at the BBC are true, how tough would it be to get someone
important to make a press release like that?

muchlove · December 16th, 2005, 07:47 PM

You've got to be kidding me. Even if you ignore that playbill, she was still a kid in the early 80's.

SVZ · December 16th, 2005, 07:50 PM

she just acts mature, partly because she's married to a fossil, and partly because she's a stone cold bitch.

ourmaninBusan · December 16th, 2005, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by muchlove

You've got to be kidding me. Even if you ignore that playbill, she was still a kid in the early 80's.

Yeah, well...something about her just makes me believe
the worst about her, y'know?

muchlove · December 16th, 2005, 09:55 PM

Well, I can understand that. Which is why I provided the 3rd voting option.

ourmaninBusan · December 16th, 2005, 10:39 PM

^^ And that's how I voted!

alcohol the honey · December 17th, 2005, 01:38 AM

I voted no since there's no proof of her lying about her age.

muchlove · December 17th, 2005, 01:44 AM

I'm honestly surprised that anyone is voting yes. What more do you want, to interview the doctor that delivered her??

teforde23 · December 18th, 2005, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by muchlove

I'm honestly surprised that anyone is voting yes. What more do you want, to interview the doctor that delivered her??

Not only the doctor but, I want to see videotape with the time and date displayed on the screen

ediebrooks · December 18th, 2005, 07:39 PM

I want to believe she's lying about her age because she comes off as hard and unlovable. She's a beauty, but there's no softness or vulnerability about her.

AgentOrange · September 12th, 2007, 04:51 PM

Check outt his pic @ czj. She's more leathery than Teri Hatcher!

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December 16th, 2005, 05:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
muchlove Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,241	Catherine Zeta-Jones' real age Since so many people seem to think Catherine must be lying about her age, let's look at the evidence and end this once and for all. This is Catherine in 2005, at 37. Not perfect... a little rough, but she has been smoking like a chimney for years. This is a series of screenshots from The Darling Buds of May. Catherine would have been 22 or 23 here. If you think that she's in her 40's now, then you'd have to think she was in her 30's then. 1987... so she would have been 18 in this photo: Here's a playbill from when she was 16, in 1985... note they refer to her as a teenager: 1983 This is her in 1981 (in Annie) Based on this photos, would you say that Catherine Zeta-Jones is lying about her age?

December 16th, 2005, 06:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
AliceInWonderland Hit By Ban Bus! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: you already know. Posts: 44,569	Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones' real age YES! now more than eva!!

December 16th, 2005, 06:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jessica Silver Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: florida Posts: 603	Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones' real age first three votes are "yes, i hate her "

December 16th, 2005, 06:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
muchlove Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,241	Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones' real age LOL. I knew it! You're all haters. __________________ http://xanga.com/mayrei

December 16th, 2005, 07:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
muchlove Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,241	Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones' real age You've got to be kidding me. Even if you ignore that playbill, she was still a kid in the early 80's. __________________ http://xanga.com/mayrei

December 16th, 2005, 07:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
SVZ Do fish have boogers? Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Venus Posts: 1,000,003,613	Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones' real age she just acts mature, partly because she's married to a fossil, and partly because she's a stone cold bitch.

December 16th, 2005, 09:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
muchlove Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,241	Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones' real age Well, I can understand that. Which is why I provided the 3rd voting option. __________________ http://xanga.com/mayrei

December 16th, 2005, 10:39 PM	#10 (permalink)
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December 17th, 2005, 01:38 AM	#11 (permalink)
alcohol the honey Gold Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,444	Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones' real age I voted no since there's no proof of her lying about her age.

December 17th, 2005, 01:44 AM	#12 (permalink)
muchlove Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,241	Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones' real age I'm honestly surprised that anyone is voting yes. What more do you want, to interview the doctor that delivered her?? __________________ http://xanga.com/mayrei

December 18th, 2005, 07:39 PM	#14 (permalink)
ediebrooks Hit By Ban Bus! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In another dimension, untouched by time Posts: 6,830	Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones' real age I want to believe she's lying about her age because she comes off as hard and unlovable. She's a beauty, but there's no softness or vulnerability about her.

September 12th, 2007, 04:51 PM	#15 (permalink)
AgentOrange Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: the hangman isn't hangin so they put me on the street Posts: 6,371	Check outt his pic @ czj. She's more leathery than Teri Hatcher!

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