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Old March 28th, 2008, 07:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Ridiculous celebrity names

I was reading a satirical book the other day called 'How To Be Famous', and there was a chapter on celebrity names, and the author wrote 'Merryl Streep sounds like a complaint you'd hear in a gynocologist's office'. So it inspired me to create this thread; celebrity names you think sound stupid.

My list for now;

Uma Thurman
Leighton Meester
Beyonce
Calista Flockhart
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Rihanna
Macaulay Culkin
Shia LeBouf (or whatever his name is)
Celine Dion
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Old March 28th, 2008, 09:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I can't think of any celeb names offhand, but it seems like so many of them name their kids strange names, like:

Moon Unit Zappa
Dweezil Zappa
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence
Rumer & Scout Willis (Tallulah too?)
Jett Travolta
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Old March 28th, 2008, 09:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Shia LeBou (or whatever) is the worst G-d name, EVAR.
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Uma Thurman
Soleil Moon Frye
Dweezil Zappa
Beyonce
Rumer Willis
Ciara (the spelling annoys me)
Topher Grace
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Old March 29th, 2008, 12:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Speaking of the Willis' Talluhlah Belle sounds like a cow's name.
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Yes, it certainly does. But I think I'd rather have that than Rumer or Scout!
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Lourdes ( Madonna's daughther ) is not a cute-cute name either.

In Québec, Céline Dion are two very common names. hahaha
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What is the ethinic origin of the name Uma?

Cuz in Japanese, it means "horse" but I doubt she was named after an animal

When I see the name Topher, I think of gopher. But apparenly it's actually Christopher and he shortened it or something.
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^I knew a guy called Christopher who's friends would call him 'Topher' instead of 'Chris' because everyone else called him Chris for short, so they thought they'd change it around.
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Topher reminds me of a cross between tofu and gopher.
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, true! Not an attractive image.
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Uma Thurman
Very ugly name in my opinion.

Rumer Willis
I've always found her and her name to be grossly unattractive.
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Speaking of the Willis' Talluhlah Belle sounds like a cow's name.
LMAO
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Oprah...... odd and sounds like a vegetable

How about George Foreman naming all five of his kids George?

Penn named his baby daughter Moxie Crime Fighter
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Beyonce! bitch, please! I hate that tranny untalented skank!
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