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    Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes looked thrilled to be out at Cut restaurant in LA on March 5. Dining with actor Forest Whitaker and his wife, Keisha, the couple were celebrating the near completion of their new Hollywood Hills mansion. But something was out of place. Where was Suri? Until recently, Tom and Katie had taken their 23-month-old daughter with them everywhere. But Suri hasn’t been spotted in public since Jan. 16 — 61 days and counting at press time.
    So what’s happened to her? Katie, 29, and Tom, 45, have always spoken about Suri as if she were a small adult. But an insider close to the Cruises says a series of events reminded the family that Suri’s just a child after all. One evening, on the way out of a restaurant, fans surged. “Suri freaked out,” the insider says. “She started blinking her eyes because people started taking pictures, and she put up an arm to shield her face. She cried and clung to Katie the whole way back to the hotel. That really upset Katie.”
    There’s another only-in-Hollywood reason Tom and Katie have been keeping Suri holed up at their apartment in the Scientology Celebrity Centre: fear of overexposure. To celebrate Suri’s 2nd birthday, on April 18, “Katie and Tom are throwing a party to end all parties,” says the insider. “With all the publicity that it’s going to generate, Katie thinks it’s best for Suri to lie low.”

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    Nope I'm not curious. I really don't care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    One evening, on the way out of a restaurant, fans surged. “Suri freaked out,” the insider says. “She started blinking her eyes because people started taking pictures, and she put up an arm to shield her face. She cried and clung to Katie the whole way back to the hotel.
    Jeez, what a freaking crybaby.

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    I still say the kid looks buttfuck stupid.
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    I mentioned this in another thread ... the kid is older than we are led to believe. She's probably gone through a growth spurt and is looking much bigger than your average 2yo. They'll hide her away until we 'forget' and then they'll trot her back out, all the while proclaiming how smart and advanced she is for her age.

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    I think her absence may have something to do with the feud between mr. moviemaker and mr. moviestar.

    Either that, or they've sent her to live with the Sea Org, where they make children do manual labor and study Scientology texts until 10 at night. The children are lucky if they get to see their parents once a month.

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    Maybe she's on Freewinds the funship?
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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    I mentioned this in another thread ... the kid is older than we are led to believe. She's probably gone through a growth spurt and is looking much bigger than your average 2yo. They'll hide her away until we 'forget' and then they'll trot her back out, all the while proclaiming how smart and advanced she is for her age.

    I'm thinking that too.

    As an aside, I don't think it's appropriate to drag an toddler around when your know or suspect the paparazzi to be around so he or she can get drowned in flashing lights. Other celebs have raise their children in a private manner and they can too.
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    Nah. She's prolly just holed up in the family's CO$ compound with electrodes and other weird shit attached to her head. Or suffering the shits from all that barley water.
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    Poor Suri.

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    Where was Suri?
    Spending some quality time with her birth parents?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    Jeez, what a freaking crybaby.


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    Spending some quality time with her birth parents?
    Good one

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    she's at home, staying away from the freaky stalkerazzi. hopefully they took her off the bottle.
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    she's probably been sent back to the manufacturer for the annual service just to keep the warranty valid.
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    I think maybe they've realised a kid shouldn't be paraded in front of photographers every day. I can't see any other reason, unless she's ill, but then people would find out about that.

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