Does Sarah Jessica Parker look like a foot?

[DontMindMe]

This article is just too funny not to share.

All-righty, loves. While it’s true I may trash the clothing of our beloved media darlings, I rarely rip apart someone for their looks. But, alas, the time may have come.

Here’s the deal: Not long ago I was reporting on the Sex and the City movie, and while researching everybody’s favorite loser-at-love (aka Carrie), I came across an article noting that Carrie’s portrayer, Sarah Jessica Parker, looked like a foot. A foot! Can you believe that?

At first (well, after I was done howling with laughter), I felt awful for the poor thing, remembering with fondness the multiple screenings of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun in my bff’s living room that left me longing to become a dancer on Soul Train (don’t laugh). Suddenly, I found my pity giving way to acknowledgment that maybe she does kind of resemble a human foot in some odd way. Now every time I see her I think, “Foot!” And every time I see Matthew Broderick, I think “My Gawd, man. You have sex with a foot. That’s whacked!”

So, nasty as this sounds, I do believe I see the connection here, particularly when she wears her hair back (which seems to be pretty frequently). What do you think, dahlings? When you see this woman, do you think “Hot Fashion Goddess” or do you think “I wonder what her head would look like nestled in a Christian Louboutin”?

Does Sarah Jessica Parker Look Like a Foot?

[Sm0kah0ntas]

I don't get it. Maybe if the author expressed how she resembles a foot.... it would help.

[Chilly Willy]

^^ Um, yeah. Maybe then this article would have made sense.

[Raspberry gashes]

The title made me laugh, but I have no idea what it means.

[CCkissesx]

I think the author was a little whacked on the happy grass when he wrote this.

I get what he means (kinda) and now I think about it she does look like a foot! She's bony, pale and the skin on her body is weird, it's almost translucent sometimes.

[Honey]

Haha

so random but funny

[Sm0kah0ntas]

Originally Posted by CCkissesx

I think the author was a little whacked on the happy grass when he wrote this.

I get what he means (kinda) and now I think about it she does look like a foot! She's bony, pale and the skin on her body is weird, it's almost translucent sometimes.

Ooohhh, I get it now. Thanx

[Moongirl]

Maybe the author has been watching "Family Guy":

"They let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV, and she looks like a foot!"
-Peter Griffin, "Family Guy"

(IIRC, they showed a foot with her face on it when Peter said this on the show...)