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    Default Do you want to be a Scientologist?

    Has Tom Cruise Ever Tried to Give Sanity a Bad Name?


    INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE Cruise How did Tom Cruise transform himself from struggling young actor to Scientology god? With help from the Church of Scientology's "SEC WHOLE TRACK" questionnaire, that's how. The internal church document was developed by Scientology founder and onetime science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard for use during "auditing" sessions—you know, the ones designed to identify your trapped "thetans."

    The "thetans," or alien ghosts, were implanted in Earth's volcanoes 75 million years ago by the evil intergalactic ruler Xenu, until the nasty buggers escaped and invaded the bodies of each and every one of us. New recruits like Katie Holmes, or "preclears," answer the questions while hooked up to an E-meter—a crude, polygraph-like contraption—as a Church-sanctioned auditor records the subject's responses for further expensive inquiry. Radar excerpted the best of the list's 343 questions. Here's a verbatim sampling.


    • Have you ever enslaved a population?

    • Have you ever debased a nation's currency?

    • Have you ever killed the wrong person?

    • Have you ever torn out someone's tongue?

    • Have you ever been a professional critic?

    • Have you ever wiped out a family?

    • Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name?

    • Have you ever consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?

    • Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?

    • Have you ever made love to a dead body?

    • Have you ever engaged in piracy?

    • Have you ever been a pimp?

    • Have you ever eaten a human body?

    • Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing?

    • Have you ever exterminated a species?

    • Have you ever been a professional executioner?

    • Have you given robots a bad name?

    • Have you ever set a booby trap?

    • Have you ever failed to rescue your leader?

    • Have you driven anyone insane?

    • Have you ever killed the wrong person?

    • Is anybody looking for you?

    • Have you ever set a poor example?

    • Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?

    • Are you in hiding?

    • Have you systematically set up mysteries?

    • Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?

    • Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?

    • Have you ever gone crazy?

    • Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?

    • Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?

    • Have you ever smothered a baby?

    • Do you deserve to have any friends?

    • Have you ever castrated anyone?

    • Do you deserve to be enslaved?

    • Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?

    • Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?

    • Have you ever zapped anyone?

    • Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?

    source: Fresh Intelligence : Radar Online : Scientology's auditing questionnaire

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    Yikes - I answered "Yes" to all those. Should I be worried?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryDarling View Post
    Have you given robots a bad name?


    *robot voice* Yes, I am a currency-debasing, wrong person-murdering (wtf? lol), species-exterminating, beauty-disfiguring, radioactive, booby trapper. My purpose in visiting this planet is pure, malevolent evil with a twist of lime and sprig of mint.

    My bank account numbers are...

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    I did come to Earth for purposes of evil.

    Who answers this shit? Next up would be WHY would anyone answer this shit.

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    Co$ recruit people by homing in on their vulnerabilities and insecurities. The usual thing is to be approached by a friendly stranger asking you if you'd like a 'free psychological assessment'. If you are going through some kind of personal crisis, unhappiness or sheer curiosity then you are probably going to say "yes" so they whisk you off for this 'assessment' which involves asking a lot of stupid questions. Of course they will discover that you have serious psycholgical problems and the only 'cure' is to go to one of their seminars (which you pay for, natch) and so the brainwashing begins. It's a common technique used by all cults.

    Check out this random YouTube clip featuring David Miscavidge - the Co$ grand poobah. Does the body language, bullying/intimadating tone, paranoia, snakeoil salesman pitch and crazy glare look familiar??? LOL If your eyes and ears don't bleed too much and you can stop laughing long enough, look at the other Nightline links too. PS This guy went on honeymoon with TomKat.

    YouTube - Part 9/9 Scientology leader, David Miscavige -Nightline Show
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    They also use all of your "sins" against you later. They have everything you say meticulously recorded if you ever try to defect. They did this with a friend of mine. She had been sexually molested as a child and somehow they twisted her words around to make her believe she enjoyed it, and threatened to tell everyone in her family (who didn't know) when she left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    Check out this random YouTube clip featuring David Miscavidge - the Co$ grand poobah. Does the body language, bullying/intimadating tone, paranoia, snakeoil salesman pitch and crazy glare look familiar??? LOL If your eyes and ears don't bleed too much and you can stop laughing long enough, look at the other Nightline links too. PS This guy went on honeymoon with TomKat.

    YouTube - Part 9/9 Scientology leader, David Miscavige -Nightline Show

    Wow. I just watched that clip without the audio (can't find headphones) and his body language, hand gestures and crazy glare is just like Tom Cruise's. Bizarre. He even moves uncomfortably in his seat like TC.

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    I've already suggested thi on another thread:

    This screams drinking game to me. Let's all get drunk together and answer these questions. Everyone does one at a time and if you refuse to answer, then you have to drink something very strong and very awful.

    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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    Have you ever consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?

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    PING PING PING!

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    WTF. These questions are absurd. Especially since about half of them seem to imply that you're not even human (Do you give robots a bad name? Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?). If someone asked me to fill this out, I don't think I could ever take that person or their organization seriously again.

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    Most of the questions seem illegal (e.g. killing people). I guess they want that kind of dirt out of people. Scientology could be a haven for criminals. I mean they can get away with pretty much anything right? With the cult's protection...

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    i answered yes to 18

    i am proud of it

    i am going to do those 18 things again

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    I love the name Xena. does that mean...





    Nooooooo it can't be

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    What a bunch of bullshit. Bullshitology. That's what it is.

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