Santa's reindeer, celebrity edition

mrs.v · December 18th, 2007, 09:43 AM

From Holy Candy,source

If I Were to Cast Celebrities as Santa’s Reindeer…

December 17, 2007 | Holiday Tributes

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, as I’m sure you know, is a popular Christmas story about a reindeer who is initially rejected for his crazy red nose, but then saves the day when he’s able to lead Santa Claus’ team of reindeer through inclement weather (that I’m sure the weathermen never saw coming). The story is so popular, in fact, that it’s bound to be remade one of these days by a movie studio that’s too lazy to create any new stories (read: most any studio today).
Which led me to thinking…
If I were the casting director for the Rudolph remake, who would I cast in the lead roles? (Please note some of the names have been changed to reflect modern day sensibilities.)

Starring Amy Winehouse as Blitzed!

Starring Donald Trump as Wanker!

Starring Britney Spears as Stupid!

Starring Zac Efron as Prancer!

Starring Angelina Jolie as Vixen!

Starring Danny Bonaduce as Lap Dancer!

Starring Snoop Dogg as Stoner!
And, of course, the lead reindeer to light the way for Santa…

Victoria “Posh” Beckham, the High-Beamed Reindeer.