December 17th, 2007, 04:46 PM
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Joe Simpson, the man responsible for Jessica and Ashlee, is seeing his Hollywood mogul dreams crumble as his production company, Papa Joe Productions, hemorrhages money to create very bad films.
Papa Joe Productions is currently unable to finance a real photo shoot for its newest feature, Major Movie Star, so an image of the film’s lead, Jessica Simpson, was borrowed from an old GQ. And insiders are saying Major – like Jessica’s other recent movie, Blonde Ambition – is headed straight to DVD.
She really needs her new album to do well,” said [a] source. “Otherwise, she’s going to have big career problems.”
Otherwise?
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Damn ..... i thought the movie poster looked familiar when i first saw it but i couldn't put my finger on it as to why. I guess her "career" is really going down the pan if they have to recycle an old photo-shoot for a movie poster.
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December 17th, 2007, 04:49 PM
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What the heck? That's 2 movies they've done that to! Makes me wonder what's up with her body if they're no longer using current photos.
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December 17th, 2007, 04:52 PM
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What the heck? That's 2 movies they've done that to! Makes me wonder what's up with her body if they're no longer using current photos.
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What other movie did they do that to?
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December 17th, 2007, 04:55 PM
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i hope it does goes straight to dvd, she sucks!!
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December 17th, 2007, 05:10 PM
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What other movie did they do that to?
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Blonde ambition, they used some other mag spread, it's posted here in GR somewhere....
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December 17th, 2007, 05:52 PM
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she looks dirty in the movie poster version.
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December 17th, 2007, 06:51 PM
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Blonde ambition, they used some other mag spread, it's posted here in GR somewhere....
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Found them, they used a picture from her "A Public Affair" album cover shoot for the Blonde Ambition movie poster -
 
I guess someone is really trying to save the pennies for a rainy day.
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December 17th, 2007, 07:09 PM
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That'll learn her...PRE NUP!!!!
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December 17th, 2007, 07:20 PM
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Papa Joe probably has that poster taped to the ceiling above his bed.
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December 17th, 2007, 07:23 PM
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God, it must be depressing to be her.
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December 17th, 2007, 07:28 PM
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Is there something wrong with her body now that they have to recycle photos? I mean, she's not hit Britney territory (...yet?) or anything.
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December 17th, 2007, 07:31 PM
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I think it means Papa Joe's production company is just that broke and doesn't want to or just can't afford a new photo shoot. That's sounds probable if he's been bankrolling these movies that bomb so badly.
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December 17th, 2007, 07:57 PM
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They are using that many recycled photos of her because creepy daddy's production company is broke?! That's absolutely hilarious.
And I highly doubt any of her new "movies" or new cd are going to do well.
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December 17th, 2007, 11:24 PM
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Her eyes look demonic in the movie poster.
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December 17th, 2007, 11:59 PM
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They mentioned Jessica Simpson having a career. I didn't know that selling bad hair weaves and edible makeup was considered a career.
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