December 16th, 2007, 11:58 PM
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Okay I saw the Amy Winehouse thread and I figured, hell we can come up with a Britney version of the 12 days of Christmas. Someone will post the 1st day and then the next poster will post the 2nd day, then the 3rd day etc. Any starters? I have to think a bit for a good one...
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December 17th, 2007, 12:24 AM
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 On the 1st day of Christmas, Britney Spears gave to me a pair of her skid-marked undies.
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December 17th, 2007, 12:28 AM
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On the 2nd Day of Christmas Britney Spears gave to me a half eaten packet of Cheetos chippies
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December 17th, 2007, 12:33 AM
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On the third day of Christmas Britney gave to me a frappucino with heavy whipped cream.
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December 17th, 2007, 01:06 AM
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On the 4th day of Christmas, Britney Spears gave to me four unnamed STDs.
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December 17th, 2007, 02:42 AM
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On the 5th day of Christmas Britney Spears gave to me a cheap shitty looking weave.
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December 17th, 2007, 02:20 PM
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On the 6th day of Christmas, Britney Spears gave to me, six doublewide trailers.
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December 17th, 2007, 10:44 PM
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On the 7th day of Christmas, Britney Spears gave to me a bunch of unwanted babies. 
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December 17th, 2007, 11:20 PM
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on the 8th day of christmas britney spears gave to me eight fake finger nails chewed...............p.s. britney i need the other two hurry up chomp chomp
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December 18th, 2007, 12:12 AM
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On the 9th day of Christmas Britney Spears gave to me the parts of a parked car she smashed into.
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December 18th, 2007, 03:10 PM
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On the 10th day of Christmas, Britney Spears gave to me all of her outstanding parking tickets.
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December 18th, 2007, 03:28 PM
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on the 11th day of christmas britney spears gave to me eleven hotel towels from the four seasons.
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December 18th, 2007, 05:43 PM
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On the 12th day of Christmas, Britney Spears gave to me her two kids...
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December 18th, 2007, 09:23 PM
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