Out of the top of my hat:
-Katherine Heigl for her stuck-upness
-Jessica Alba for dumping Cash Warren, taking him back, getting pregnant from him, and complaining about her roles.
-Avril Lavigne for thinking she's god's gift to music
-Jennifer Aniston for still pining over Brad...get over it lady!
-The Spice Girls for their newfound fame-crave
-Penelope Cruz for fucking her co-star...again!
-Cameron Diaz for actively searching younger, greasy douches to fuck
-Lindsay Lohan for continuing to fuck herself up...this girl had a lot of potential!
-Jessica Simpson for declaring she'd learn French in three months and...and...? Anyone remember that?
-Britney Spears for not having died yet.
-Mandy "I'm mediocre" Moore for desperatly seeking public sympathy by picking on herself and being an all-around hypocrite who so totally pines for fame (fake relationships, "look at me" foot cast,...)
-Rachel Bilson for doing nothing in her life but shopping and getting bit roles from her
O.C. bosses.
-Scarlett Johansson for being overrated at every level.
-Angelina Jolie for being overrated at every level.
-Jessica Biel for that whole puppy-eating cover-up...and for being an overrated closeted lesbo
Also annoying: all those lovely ladies who have yet to seek me out. After all, it has been scientifically proven that my sperm cures several diseases, including cancer, chicken pox, and herpes... Yeah I'm talking to you Sophia Bush, Joss Stone, Mandy Moore, Carmen Electra, Lorie, Alizιe, Anna Paquin, Jordana Brewster, Virginie Ledoyen, Preity Zinta, Cameron Diaz, Alessandra Ambrosio, Emma Watson, Katharine McPhee,.... and all the others!