Zac (fantasizing about later that night): .... and then, I'll strip down to only a pair of high heels and Vanessa's black G-string and do an interpretive dance while John, totally naked, serenades me with "Your Body is a Wonderland". Ohhh God!!!.....
Vanessa: "I'm such a starrrr!!!! Zac and John are BOTH totally in love with me. OMG, Zac's getting hard. I bet he's thinking about what he wants to do to me tonight."
Zac: "Is-- is that CHRIS CROCKER?"
Vanessa: "Smile like you're naked. Look sexy, Vanessa. Be fierce."
John: "She's Rikki FUCKING Lake.. who the fuck does she think she is? Be strong, John.. be strong."
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And who knows which is which and who is who.
Up and down.
But in the end it's only round and round.
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