Top Ten baby names for Jessica Alba

[mrs.v]

Top 10 Possible Baby Names for Jessica Alba’s Fetus
This morning, word broke that Jessica Alba’s body is scheduled to get stretch-marked up in about 7 months time (because, really, does anyone care about the baby? No, they care about the bod.) The news is sort of shocking, considering her hips are anything but birthing, and more importantly, the baby daddy is on-again, off-again boyfriend Cash Warren, named after his grandfather, Folding Bills Warren. But, oh, what to name this little future tanned nugget of joy? Here are BWE’s Top 10 Possible Baby Names for Jessica Alba’s Fetus:
10. Bethnically Annedrogynous (girl)
9. Raceless Jones (boy)
8. MILF’s Daughter Whatshername (girl)
7. Change Warren (boy)
6. Blessica Alba (girl)
5. Sorryitsdanes Orderreks Warren (either)
4. Relay Sunship Savior (girl)
3. Trinidadian R. Tobagan Maybe? Alba (either)
2. Shmiloh Shmuri Warren (girl)
1. Oedipus (boy)
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What do you suggest?

[missbazilb]

I'm voting for Relay Sunship Savior. Too funny!

[Beeyotch]

Maria or Consuela. That will piss her off good.

[greysfang]

I vote for 25 cents.

[sparkly]

I vote for anything that will make Jessica Alba go into hiding and give us a break.

[Cali]

Originally Posted by sparkly

I vote for anything that will make Jessica Alba go into hiding and give us a break.

Yesssssss. Here, here!

[Mel1973]

Originally Posted by greysfang

I vote for 25 cents.

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