December 12th, 2007, 01:11 PM
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What are your predictions for 2008?
I thought it might be kinda fun to predict what we think will happen in the lives of the famous for 2008. So lets begin.........
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December 12th, 2007, 01:15 PM
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i predict Brit will finally get arrested. i'd wish for more, but thats just mean.
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December 12th, 2007, 01:25 PM
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I think she might die. Or at least attempt to kill herself.. a lame "cry for help" I am thinking.
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December 12th, 2007, 01:26 PM
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I think Tom and Katie will have another baby. Too many stars are having baby's and they can't be outdone.
And, I think Amy Wino will die.
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December 12th, 2007, 01:29 PM
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I predict the womb raider will strike again ... needs another black baby so she can have a pair, you know?
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December 12th, 2007, 01:57 PM
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britney will overdose,
angelina will adopt a trail of kids again,
jessica simpson will have a breakdown when her country album flops, and tony romo dumps her...
nicole will be a single mom
tom cruise will be exposed....
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December 12th, 2007, 02:06 PM
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I think Nicole and that loser will break up too.
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December 12th, 2007, 02:13 PM
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Lets's see...
Lilo will do another stint in rehab
Jake Gylenhall will finally come out of the closet
Britney will expose her crotch.....again
OJ will get life in prison.....not holding my breath though
Nicole Richie will be even skinnier than before
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December 12th, 2007, 02:48 PM
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I fear that Amy Winehouse will die.
I think Zittney will be involved in a deadly car crash: no, she won't die,
she'll run over somebody and carry on like nothing happened.
Both Madonna and the Jolie Pitts will add new rainbow kids to their
collections.
TomKat will be expecting "their" new baby, but when it's born, it'll be
black because of a mix-up at the sperm bank.
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December 12th, 2007, 04:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HWBL
TomKat will be expecting "their" new baby, but when it's born, it'll be
black because of a mix-up at the sperm bank.
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I also think Tom and Jake will be exposed, maybe they'll even date each other.
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December 12th, 2007, 05:46 PM
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Awesome regarding the sperm bank mix up...
Amy Winhouse will choke on her own vomit.
It will be revealed that Victoria Beckham died long ago and is really a robot.
Britney will do something so wrong and horrid it will her completely destroy the absurdity of her previous antics... I'm thinking she gets caught sucking dick for meth in a motel 6 drug raid... and then I have no clue...
Lindsay Lohan will realize how shitty her fake tan is.
It will also be revealed that Katie Holmes has long been dead and that Tom had her ovaries cryogenically frozen and has a special stepford/robot/breeding machine... that's why the Cruise/Beckham friendship; they both have robot wives!!!!!!!!!
It was a snide jab/hint Nicole Kidman when she made the Stepford Wives.
It will be revealed that Brad Ditched Jennifer because he found out she was originally born with both male and female genitalia and that the male side won out hormonally thus her freakish chin...
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December 12th, 2007, 06:01 PM
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I guess that LiLo will ditch drugs for about 8 months, then after gaining nearly 15 lbs, she'll freak the hell out and start up again.
One of the Olsens will disappear (slip through a sidewalk crack maybe?)
New paparazzi laws will come into affect, stating that a 15 foot radius of personal space will be awarded to ANYONE they are after.
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December 13th, 2007, 12:22 AM
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Britney will lose her kids, and celebrate by partying.
Nicole Richie will have her baby and lose all her wait in approximately 2.5 hours.
Tom Cruise will be forced out of the closet, but will continue pretending to be straight.
Jake Gyllenhaal will go on Oprah to profess his hetero love for Reese, meanwhile his boyfriend will be waiting backstage for him.
Jennifer Aniston will get dumped again.
Lilo will fall off the wagon several times.
Paris will be in another porno.
Donald Trump will keep his roadkill haircut.
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December 13th, 2007, 12:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mel1973
I predict the womb raider will strike again ... needs another black baby so she can have a pair, you know?
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That's just wrong, and highly accurate, at the same time.
I predict:
Beyonce will continue to annoy me and the rest of Western Civilization.
Britney will OD, but won't die. But will continue to get crazier. Probably get knocked up again.
Andrew Morton will 'mysteriously' die after his Tom Cruise book comes out.
Amy Winehouse will either OD or completely go off the deep end and try to kill herself or somebody else.
Bobby Brown will get arrested again for the 10,000th time, and will do a new reality show called Being Bobby Brown: Jailhouse Bitch.
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December 13th, 2007, 12:50 AM
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Ohh I suck at predictions, not a psychic bone in all my body.
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