Britney: Hey y’all! I got a new cell phone!
Me: Is that because you couldn’t get reception on your old one?
Britney: Because huh?
Me: The reception thing… the reason you didn’t see your kids?
Britney: My who?
Me: Nevermind. Are you kissing your phone?
Britney: Yes. It hurts and I’m kissing it to make it better.
Me: What did you do to your phone?
Britney: I pushed a button and it took a picture of me. So I had to run it over.
Me: That’s ridiculous.
Britney: It smells like Doritos.
Me: I imagine most things that you own smell like snack foods.
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