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Old October 27th, 2007, 09:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default List all the crazy shit Britney Spears has done
... I got to thinking about it.. and I can't even keep it all straight. I just want to see a list here, for amusement. Its pretty mind-blowing. Just the stuff that we are reasonably certain really happened....

Sexy schoolgirl outfit at 16 started it all.
Belly baring ho'ing around before she was 18.
Cheated on Justin.
Staged crazy video for Everytime that showed her Od'ing and had to re-shoot it out of controversy.
Made out with Madonna.
Quickie Vegas wedding and ensuing annulment.
Took K'Fed from pregnant Shar.
Popped out Sean Preston.
Got knocked up again and kept it secret for months and months.
No car-seat for SPF.
Dateline crocodile tears. "I'm country ya'll!"
Divorce.
Paris, Lindsay, poontang flaunting.
Head shaving.
Cryptic "who are you?" paranoid ramblings that night.
Rehab.
Fires everyone around her.
Making out with boy in pool who sold her out to Us Weekly.
Terrible lip-synching House of Blues "tour."
Gimme More VMA performance.
Even worse Gimme More video.
"Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it"

Oh man. I'm exhausted. Someone else take over. No wonder she's insane!
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Old October 27th, 2007, 10:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That sarcastic valley-girl spiel she demanded be videotaped about how her management didn't know what the hell they were doing when they sent her to rehab because she *obviously* didn't need it. And how people shouldn't believe all the bad stuff they write about her in the tabloids. "Yeah, you're all sooo smart, and I'm, like, soooo stupid."
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Old October 27th, 2007, 10:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old October 27th, 2007, 10:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The "did she or didn't she" boob job thing.
Her movie Crossroads
The video of her high as a kite talking about time travel
Her show Chaotic
All the pics of her that looked like she was fucking on the balcony of various hotels
Her love affair with brown boots...cowboy AND pirate styles
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Old October 27th, 2007, 10:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Staged crazy video for Everytime that showed her Od'ing and had to re-shoot it out of controversy.
Wow. Now that I think about it.. it's chilling. Didn't a pap pull her weave out in that video?
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Old October 27th, 2007, 11:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hitting the paparazzi car with an umbrella
Pills falling out of her purse
The week of partying with Parisite
OK! Magazine disaster
Driving with her son on her lap
Putting the kid in the car seat the wrong way in a convertable
Almost dropping her son and then breaking down in tears
Sobbing and then laughing a couple minutes later
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Old October 27th, 2007, 11:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Didn't she also have an Ebay auction at one point for some sort of charity? Like around Hurricane Katrina time.
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Hit and run "is my car hurt"
Almost-baby-dropping
Walking around with her ass hanging out
Invalid drivers licence
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Old October 27th, 2007, 11:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Almost dropping her son and then breaking down in tears
Because she was HUNGRY, no less. Nevermind the fact that she almost snapped her infants neck.

Oh.. add the Matt Lauer interview to the list.. that was the most riveting trainwreck I've ever seen.
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Old October 28th, 2007, 12:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Not wearing a bra


Her fashion sense


Her awful movie


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^^^ Her sour cream is seeping onto her dress in that second set of pictures.
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Old October 28th, 2007, 12:39 AM   #12 (permalink)
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That horrible red catsuit she wore in the Oops video.
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- faking a knee injury as a lame excuse to cancel the entire US. Onyx Tour (just finished the European tour), when I believe it was to cover slow concert ticket sales AND Kevin had just accepted to be her husband. Basically attitude: FUCK IT.

(I saw some pictures & footage where she's walking ON her injured knee (crutch was on wrong side, dumbass!).

-ETA her ridiculous recent lip plumping
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-Claiming she was a virgin, when she was doing the nasty with Justin.
-Serving her mom with those papers in front of the paps.
-Not showing up for drug testing, to keep her kids.
-Showing up at hotel with no money and borrowing a swimsuit from random girls.
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- Those stupid topless flower pictures she took in someones backyard.
- Hooking up with a random guy in a hotel hottub.. and posing for pictures
- Taking a pap into a Quizno's bathroom with her
- All the walking around barefoot she does
- Showing up to parenting classes with uppers in her purse
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