Is Britney Spears looking for a new man??

[Amberstone]

What do you think??

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/w4m/451402307.html

[MsChiff]

She sounds too clean.

[sharon_b]

Originally Posted by Amberstone

What do you think??

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/w4m/451402307.html

The link doesn't work

[Just Kill Me]

Damnit!

[southernbelle]

She probably is looking for a new man. I would imagine she's pretty lonely considering that she has parted ways with most of her friends and family and now probably has very few, if any, meaningful social relationships. Maybe she will meet a nice guy who will be a positive influence and help get her back on the right track.

[Amberstone]

Originally Posted by sharon_b

The link doesn't work

Damn, I guess she found out that we found out and had it removed

[sharon_b]

Originally Posted by Amberstone

Damn, I guess she found out that we found out and had it removed

What was in the article?

[Beeyotch]

DO YOU WANNA DATE BRITNEY? - What Would Tyler Durden Do

I didn't start a junior detective agency when I was 8 just for the mad pussy, I also did it because my powers of deduction are a gift and I owed it to the world to share me. I'm like a shaman. But don't thank me. The power doesn’t happen because of me, it happens through me. So with that in mind, I'm gonna go ahead and say with absolute certainty that Britney Spears wrote this ad on the craigslist personals. That's not an opinion, it's a fact. Wait, no, I meant to say "opinion".

Hi guys. I’ve been feeling a little lonely recently and need a man to remind me I’m beautiful again. I’m not a BBW, but I have curves in all the right places
I’ve come across hard times where people judge me rather than understand I’m going through a very hard time in my life right now. I need the stabilizing presence of a man again. I was once wildly in love, but that turned sour as our personalities clashed with each other. I’m really looking for a man that has a good head on his shoulders, a sense of humor and likes to go out.
Let’s just say I’m far more than stable financially, so I wouldn’t need a man to support me. I just need a kind man who won’t judge me … Just a man that wants to love me and my two little boys.
Then there some nights we should go out! Drive nice cars, go to clubs and restaurants. Live the good life.
It’s been so hard to find a man recently. Outside of being busy with my work, scrutiny and pressure have been getting to me. I need a man to help me get back on track.

Man, this is gonna work for sure. Soon, a handsome stranger with long hair and an unbuttoned shirt will whisk her away on his yacht, compliment her nails for 20 minutes and then wrap a silk blindfold over her eyes and feed her strawberries and champagne. OR, she's gonna get donkey punched in the back of a van by the Zodiac killer. Either way, she should go for it. I've got a good feeling.

*deep breath* I completely believe this!

[DontMindMe]

^^I would, but I highly doubt Bitchney would know how to use the work 'scrutiny' in a sentence..

[Beeyotch]

Dang it, you may be on to something there. But the rest of it, needing a man to get back on track, people judging her instead of "understanding" her, that all fits with how she probably sees herself.

And notice how fast it got taken down? *suspicious*

[southernbelle]

What is a "BBW" ??

[nycgirly]

that can't be Britney, if it was she would probably type like "Omg yall I jest ned someone like 2 be there 4 me n stuff, hold me, luv me, an get me fast food atleast 2 nights per week. Call 1800hotmess if you think u can handle this hotness "

Originally Posted by southernbelle

What is a "BBW" ??

It stands for a "big, beautiful woman" (translation- a woman as big as a house). Chubbychasers usually respond to their ads.

[Beeyotch]

Oh, now y'all are majorly bursting my bubble.

I choose to believe it's her cause it's more fun that way!

[NicoleWasHere]

I hope she isn't looking for a new man, just for the sake of the male side of the human race.

[Mira]

Eh. It was taken down because it was bogus.