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    Default Osama Bin Laden Jr.'s very strange wife from the UK

    Mrs Bin Laden's sex secrets laid bare

    Last updated at 16:00pm on 15th July 2007

    In a tearful and confused phone call to The Mail on Sunday, the British woman who has become Osama Bin Laden's daughter-in-law cast new light on her life since her marriage in April.
    Speaking from a villa in Cairo, which she regularly visits for treatment for multiple sclerosis, Mrs Bin Laden said: 'I need money to get to England and I need to see a good lawyer. I don't have any money. My husband doesn't have any money.


    Isolated: Mrs Bin Laden, Jane Felix-Browne is stuck in Egypt, distraught about her lack of money and failing health

    'I am not with my husband now [he is in Saudi Arabia] but we haven't split up. But I need a good lawyer. I'll come home if someone finds the money to pay for it.
    'I am very upset at the moment. People are saying such horrible things. I am not a weak person but there is only so much a person can take.'



    Jane Felix-Browne, a 51-year-old mother of three and grandmother of five from Cheshire, was last week revealed to be the daughter-in-law of the most wanted man in the world.
    She married 27-year-old scrap dealer Omar Bin Laden in an Islamic ceremony after a whirlwind romance that began with a holiday in Egypt last September. Omar is the son of Osama Bin Laden, but has not seen his father for seven years.


    Old flames: Peter Dakin, left, and Anthony Lomas at his wedding to Jane in 1979 and at his bar in Minorca



    When Jane's story broke, she said: 'I married the man I met and fell in love with. To me he is just Omar. He is the most beautiful person I have ever met. His heart is pure, he is pious, quiet, a true gentleman and he is my best friend.'
    But it seems that, since then, life as Mrs Bin Laden has proved far from idyllic. And yesterday she emotionally revealed her desperation in the face of failing health, flagging funds and the inescapable stigma of her husband's parentage.
    She said: 'To anyone who wants to give me £10million, I will give my full life story. I never wanted to sell my story but everyone is saying the most awful things about me.
    'Nobody knows everything about my life. My story is worth it because I am married to the son of Osama Bin Laden. Omar doesn't have any money so I will provide for him. He is my husband and he is suffering because of all this. 'My children are suffering. But this money will not be for me. It will be for other people. I am writing a book and I intend to make a film. But at the moment I am desperately short of money.'


    Happy couple: John Metcalfe and Paula (now Jane)

    Mrs Bin Laden also revealed fears for her personal safety: 'I am so ill, I have to go to hospital now. I need somewhere I am safe. I'm sure Omar would come here to help me if he could. He's a dear, sweet man but he's got no money.
    'I know I am an intriguing woman. I can't change my life and I'm not going to lie about it either. I know I can turn a lot of fellas on but I try not to be like that. My MS has made me all but celibate now anyway. But the authorities don't want me here in Egypt. I have to find somewhere to stay.
    'I just want to go home but, of course, it's impossible. God knows what's going to happen in the future. What's my life going to be like?'
    For Jane this is the latest, and darkest, chapter of a turbulent life that has encompassed six marriages, many lovers, a change of name and various incarnations.


    Here comes the biker: Satan's Slaves at the 1986 wedding of John Metcalfe and Paula (now Jane)



    Her own background is murky. She was born in 1946 in Lowestoft, Suffolk, as Paula Joy Hanson, the second child of mechanic George Hanson and his wife Beryl. She has an older brother, David.
    Yesterday she claimed her childhood was the root of problems that have dogged her adult life. Jane, now a practising Muslim who also goes by the name Zaina Mohama al Sabah, said: 'People ask me why I get married all the time and I say it's because of my childhood.
    'At 11 years old, I started running away from home because I was beaten by an uncle. I was taken to a children's court in Manchester and they sent me to a residential unit where I spent nine months. My problems stem from those times.'
    The problems are many – as are the ex-husbands. At just 16, she married a Saudi man in an Islamic ceremony in London, though there is no record of this.
    In 1979, she married Anthony Lomas, a furrier based in Manchester. They had two sons – Vincent, now 28, and Dean, 27.
    But the marriage quickly foundered with Jane's infidelity. She embarked on an affair with a man whom she and Lomas met through a shared interest in CB radios – former Hell's Angel Peter Dakin, now 51 and living in Manchester.
    He recalled: 'Her CB radio handle was Ebony Queen because of her long, dark hair. But she should have been called Evil Witch after the way she treated me.'
    Dakin and Jane embarked on a passionate affair. At the time, he was a member of the notorious bikers' chapter, Satan's Slaves, based in Prestwich, Manchester. 'She made the first moves,' he recalled. 'She always made it clear that whatever she wanted she would get. She was a very determined lady.'
    The affair was discovered when Jane's husband overheard them talking on CB radio. Lomas moved out, leaving Jane and their sons – then just 18 months and less than a year old – and Dakin moved in. 'She always liked money and nice things,' Dakin recalled. 'We kept several horses, including an Arab mare and a stallion, and she became an expert rider. She told me she had changed her name from Paula to Jane. Perhaps she was trying to hide from her past.'
    She even adopted the title 'Lady' – an aristocratic affectation that dovetailed into her desire to be part of the Cheshire set, riding her horses, wearing fine clothes and living out a fantasy rather at odds with her biker-moll status.
    Members of the Cheshire set would surely blanch at the spider's web tattoo across her back. But to Dakin 'she was a gorgeous-looking woman. She would turn people's heads and our relationship was terrific in every way. 'But we began to mistrust each other. I worked as a labourer and she would turn up at building sites and sit in her car, staring at me. Then we began to argue.'
    The relationship came to a furious end when Jane slept with Peter Dakin's younger brother Keith – seducing the 18-year-old in a hayloft.
    According to Keith, now 39: 'I was just a lad and she was 31. She took advantage of me and it almost destroyed my family. She told me she had been a high-class call girl. She said she had done a lot of business with Middle Eastern men and an Arab prince.'
    Peter Dakin said: 'I last saw her in 1986 in a pub with a group of friends. One of them was another biker, Metcalfe.
    'She looked straight at me and said if I did not go home with her she was going to marry him. I didn't want any more to do with her and the next I heard they'd married.'
    John Metcalfe, now happily remarried and living in Lancashire, is amused to learn how he fits into the jigsaw that is his ex-wife's hectic love life.
    'Hearing about her other husbands is fascinating,' he said. 'It seems I was just another mug along the way.'
    Back then, Metcalfe was the secretary and treasurer of Satan's Slaves and Jane was a hard-drinking, high-living woman. They met when she arrived on her 125cc motorcycle to sort out a problem with a car she had loaned to a friend. Metcalfe was a passenger and it was, according to him, 'love at first sight'.
    'We only courted for three weeks. I was smitten by her. She told me she was part Jewish – I don't know how that sits with her new husband – and had a half-sister. She also claimed to have a secret son called David, who would now be in his 30s. She told me she had worked as a prostitute in London, using the name Jane Felix-Browne.
    'I was shocked, but I believed that her confession was her way of atoning for her past. But she always told the bare minimum of truth, embellished with fiction and fantasy.
    'We had a massive biker wedding that made the local paper under the headline, “Satan's bride Paula is slave to love”.
    'I fell for her big time and I believed she loved me. I even gave up the Slaves for her and brought her sons Vincent and Dean to live with us. I was their stepfather.'
    But their happiness was short-lived. According to Metcalfe: 'The marriage went downhill rapidly when the sex suddenly stopped. What had been fantastic suddenly petered out.
    'She is the sort of woman who can turn on the sexual charm to suit her own ends. It is there purely as a means to an end. And once she loses interest, she just turns it off.
    'Towards the end, it was a nightmare. I was often left at home with her children and she would stay out late and then not bother coming home at all. I was just an unpaid skivvy. We separated and went our own ways. She was an enigma and I could never work her out.
    'I believe she has married the son of Osama Bin Laden to seek attention. But I wonder now if she has attracted the sort of attention that she really wants.'
    Another old flame, Alan Shuttleworth, received a surprise phone call from Jane last week at the furniture factory he runs in Bolton, Lancashire. She wanted to know whether the media had been in contact with him, because they went out for three years in the early Nineties after she had split from Metcalfe.
    Shuttleworth, 52, said: 'I was astonished she should ring me, but she was friendly. I said to her, “It's blown up in your face this time, hasn't it?” and she laughed and said, “You know what I'm like.”
    Recalling their time together, he said: 'She was a real looker and very fun-loving. We just clicked in a big way. She used the name Lady Jane then, and even had it on her driving licence and credit card. I was besotted with her. She was very attractive.
    'I didn't want to become another of her husbands. I got off lightly. All that her ex-husbands say about her is right. You never knew where you were with her. She is persuasive and manipulative. I can see how the dreams turn into nightmares.'
    Despite Jane's string of failed relationships, there were to be other men in her life. Husband number four was John Wakeman, whom she married in February 1993.
    According to the 46-year-old electronics company boss, she was 'nutty and stupid' and put a sex ban on their union after just six weeks. Yesterday, Jane responded angrily to his words but admitted: 'I told John I just wanted him as a friend rather than a husband. I just couldn't sleep with him.'
    The marriage disintegrated and Jane moved into a three-bedroom house in Weaverham, Cheshire. She developed an interest in drag racing, which led to her meeting husband number five, RAC patrolman Andrew Yeomans, then 23.
    She was 17 years his senior when they married at the Rheingold Riverside Inn in Northwich in September 1996. Recalling that brief marriage last night, Jane said: 'Andy's parents objected to me because I was nearly 20 years older than him. By this time my MS was getting worse and I had to impose a sex ban. That's when things started going wrong again.'
    Of all the problems she has encountered in life so far, the interference of in-laws is not something Mrs Bin Laden is likely to be troubled with in marriage number six.


    Facelifts and claims of texts threatening repurcussions from Osama


    At 51, Jane Felix-Browne looks fantastic, particularly for a woman suffering the debilitating effects of multiple sclerosis.
    But all is not what it may seem with the latest addition to the bin Laden family.
    According to reports today, Jane has undergone extensive plastic surgery rumoured to be worth up to £80,000 in recent years.
    The News of the World claims that the mother-of-three has had:
    • two facelifts at £11,600

    • cheek dimples - £1,000

    • eyes - £3,600

    • teeth - £2.000

    • lips - £1,000

    • three neck jobs - £17,400

    • three boob jobs - £15,000

    • upper tummy tuck - £5,200

    • middle tummy tuck - £5,200

    • lower tummy tuck - £5,200

    • fat removed from back and injected into rear - £5,000

    • leg lift - 5,000

    The newspaper claims Jane travelled to Egypt for surgery on some occasions.
    It also alleges that the grandmother had sent texts to her ex-daughter-in-law, warning her to be careful of her new family connections.
    According to the News of the World, the text only came to light when one of 22-year-old Emma's friends spotted it. The friend told the paper: "She is now living in fear of Jane."

    Mrs Bin Laden's sex secrets laid bare | the Mail on Sunday



    I'm not sure if this woman is a fruit-loop or for real, I do know that if she doesn't watch out (y'all) Britney Spears is heading down this route!
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    she's a dingbat, he's a son of a loser, i wouldnt pay 10 cents for their story. anyone who is remotely related to bin laden can kiss my ass.
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    what a blathering fucking idiot...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    I don't think I would in public talking lady. Looks like your ass should be hiding somewhere.

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    Maybe she could get a job and pay her own way.
    I hate lazy bitches.

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    Another nut-case waiting for the world to finance her. Maybe she should go screw herself.

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    the article says she's 51, but that she was born in 1946??? *scratches head*
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    Sleazy-ass slut.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    Maybe she could get a job and pay her own way.
    I hate lazy bitches.
    Amen, sista!

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    Stupid old money grubbing whore. I would never support her lifestyle by paying to read her story.She seems like a conniving narcissitic bitch.
    My goal is to be happy with my life.

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