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    Hehe, SVZ had to blow the "little" pic up to see somthing.
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    I sure don't see much! That's scraping for a view!
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    He's fine, but not packing. Im suprised Vic hasnt left him or maybe she's just settles for her plastic beck in the drawer.
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    It sure looks lacking. Either way, I wouldn't have sex with a man who thinks it's necessary to shave his armpits/eyebrows/chest/etc. So feminine!
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    Ewww what the fuck is that?¿

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    Maybe little acorns grown into big oaks in the bedroom? lol

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    Are you sure thats a penis??
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    How could anyone possibly tell what he has or doesn't have?? I can't see anything but a vague blob.

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    Wow..got me all excited for nothing..Couldn't even see anything...
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    Quote Originally Posted by muchlove View Post
    How could anyone possibly tell what he has or doesn't have?? I can't see anything but a vague blob.
    i cant make out where is his penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by FierceKiten View Post
    He's fine, but not packing. Im suprised Vic hasnt left him or maybe she's just settles for her plastic beck in the drawer.
    Maybe the water is cold, you know shrinkage

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    Puleaze!

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    It looks a little like a hairy nut sack. But it's hard to tell about anything else. Or rather, it's NOT hard enuff to tell!
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    What a crock. That's not his willy!

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