DIVINE SECRETS
Psychic Mary Occhino predicts the fates of the ultra-famous
By KIRSTEN FLEMING
AS HARD as it is to believe, the supermarket glossies have, at times, led us cruelly astray. Jennifer and Vince never tied the knot, and Jessica Simpson did not have a baby to save her marriage. Jaded with all the folly, we turn to the paranormal to get the real scoop on the stars' universe. With Miss Cleo currently incarcerated for fraud, we tapped a psychic medium without a felony conviction on her record: Mary Occhino, the host of "Angels on Call" on Sirius Satellite Radio.
THE SKINNY ON NICOLE
Why do you think Nicole Richie has lost so much weight?
In their first season of "The Simple Life," Paris looked so much thinner than she did. Television adds so much. I could imagine this girl [Nicole] was tiny, but here she is standing next to someone longer and leaner, and that really affected her.
TOO HOT IN THE KITCHEN
Do you think Mario Batali is going to spontaneously combust?
Between his sweating, and his belly and his orange clogs, I can't look at him anymore! He's a great chef, but it looks like if he has another piece of cheese, his heart is going to burst. I believe he needs to lose the weight - or he'll have a heart attack within three years.
"If she doesn't shape up, Britney will lose her children."
FOX TROT
What's in store for Michael J. Fox?
He will absolutely change the course of history, and he'll be a guinea pig for stem-cell research. He's much bigger than this.
"Russia will be hot for child adoptions!"
HOW LOHAN CAN YOU GO?
Lindsay Lohan is your neighbor in Long Island. What's in store for her?
She is so full of herself. She's going to ruin herself so totally that no one is going to want to work with her. She's going to be blackballed and working in a 7-Eleven on Long Island. If you are meant for people to know who you are, it will happen. If you try to manipulate the universe to become a star, it won't happen. You cannot just take people down on your way to the top.
BROWN OUT
Let's look at comebacks. Do you think Whitney Houston is back to stay?
She'll be back, and bigger than ever, now that she has shed the cancer that was Bobby Brown. She will do a movie and win an Academy award.
Really? That much of a comeback?
Oh, yeah. And she'll work with Mel Gibson. She will do the soundtrack and act. It will be some sort of epic drama.
HE'S THE FATHER!
Do you think Tom Cruise is the father of the baby?
Absolutely.
Is he really in love with Katie?
He's crazy about her. I mean, really. What is so wrong with jumping on a couch and saying, "I'm so in love?"
IS HE STRAIGHT?
What about Star Jones' husband? Will he leave her for a cabana boy?
She's so strong-willed that she'll never get divorced.
Will her career recover?
She's a lawyer; she can always make money - it just won't be "The View." It will never be like that again.
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I'm not sure if I'd let her pick
my lottery numbers....
Psychic Mary Occhino predicts the fates of the ultra-famous
i was thinking the same thing.... i can't believe they paid her to say that shit.
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