So where is Ted Casablanca going next?

Mira · May 24th, 2007, 01:54 AM

hmmmm, TMZ?

The only thing phonier than Victoria Beckham -- her life!

With her "reality" show camera crews in tow, Victoria got pulled over while driving her black SUV in L.A. on Tuesday. What a coinky-dink! The first time we see Vicky B behind the wheel, she gets pulled over!

Sporting a ridiculously tight bondage skirt, Posh barely maneuvers out of her vehicle -- and into the paparazzi's full view -- to hand over paperwork to a police officer. Aren't you supposed to stay inside your vehicle?! Well, make sure you get her good side!

Afterwards, Victoria made her mic'd way to a local DMV office for more photo ops. Hopefully, Posh realized DMV does not stand for Dior, Manolo and Versace!

Fake It Like Beckham - TMZ.com

Who else but Ted uses "coinkydink" in his spiels?

When his E contract is up next month, any ideas where he'll end up? I haven't seen anything suggesting where.

pacific breeze · May 24th, 2007, 04:03 AM

I haven't a clue about this.

McJag · May 24th, 2007, 07:06 AM

But Mira-I've also see coinkydink used on at least 1 other gossip site-want to say Laney and I wonder if some others have not just "stolen" it. One thing for sure-he will land on his feet, if he goes! He must have tons of offers!

Mira · May 24th, 2007, 10:39 AM

Yeah, but I think they stole it from Ted.

And I wonder what kind of offers he's had and how many. Maybe he'll go solo. *shrug*
I do still want to see him around despite his blinds being hard to read much of the time, he's way better than most out there.

SweetPea · May 24th, 2007, 12:50 PM

I like him. I think he's funny. I hope he does land a gig after.

RandomlyCrazy · May 25th, 2007, 12:03 PM

I still have no clue what the hell he's talking about half of the time.

Mira · May 25th, 2007, 12:05 PM

Neither do I!

Beeyotch · May 30th, 2007, 02:14 PM

Ohhh, I forgot his contract is almost up--how time flies.

I love Ted. After a while you get used to his Ted-speak and little by little it becomes easier to decipher. Well, for some people, I know some never do get used to it and give up! But he's still got a lot of appeal that has won him many fans.

I think he used to write for Premiere magazine (I think) before he landed his E! gig, some fans were speculating he might do something with them. Or he might try launching his own site, I'd love that! Don't care much, I'd follow him anywhere.

Beeyotch · May 30th, 2007, 02:20 PM

Ah, just found an update at the ever-funny Defamer:

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CasablancaGateWatch: Casablanca Counting The Days Until His Contract Runs Out 364 Views

It was just a week ago that humpy E! gossip-gerent Ted Casablanca chummed the waters of scandal by telling his perpetually baffled readers that he knew "how Star Jones Reynolds felt" after being mysteriously yanked from his regular spot on E!'s airwaves. Suspicious fans immediately started dusting Casablanca's neck for Ryan Seacrest's fingerprints, but the crytpolinguistically gifted dirt-slinger has been silent about his job status since. That is, until now, when he updated the NY Observer about his standing at E!:

"All I can say, at this point, is my column will appear (amped) someplace else as of next June," he wrote in an e-mail.

Where will he go? What will he do? Is E! letting such divine talent slip away?

A network representative had the following response tonight. "Ted is still very much with eonline. He's a very valuable member of their staff."

She added: "I can't speak to his contract, but everybody here's like, 'What?'"

June is nearly a year away, so we can only imagine how the frustrated Casablanca will express his disgruntled feelings towards his employer through his art--hopefully, we're looking at months of blind items that read "Which frosted-tipped, homosexual American Idol host whose last name would be spelled Eacrest if you took off the initial 's' is a big, flaming bottom who forced out the best thing to ever happen to this two-bit celebrity suck-off channel?" Actually, that's pretty much exactly how we hope this all ends.
CasablancaGateWatch: Casablanca Counting The Days Until His Contract Runs Out - Defamer

I forgot to add, when he's gone, there will be no more reason to keep E! Online on my bookmarks. They're fools to let him go, he's the only reason I visit their site.