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    Default Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie never looked better!

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    Gallery of the Absurd has done it again. This is genius and should be used as the real poster for the next season of The Simple Life. I'd totally watch it with this poster.

    This is the best Paris has ever looked!

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    Right on

    Edit- Is the guy with man boobs that greasy oil guy?

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    ^^yup. you got it, brandon davis

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    Wonk eye!

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    LOL!!! valtrex extra strength

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    Is that bear or beaver or whatever sucking on Greasy Elvis' teat?

    I'd say it's fairly accurate except we all know the NSFW circle over Paris' coose should probably be 4 times that size.
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    ^^ and covered in red bumps, ewww....

    I love this! Love the wonkeye!
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    Holy, man-boobs...

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    Ew, gross! Look at the crabs falling from Paris' crotch! Talk about symbolism. Also, I think the beaver is biting Brandon's nip, not sure.

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    I think this one of 14's best! LOVE IT!!!!

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    Best pic of that pair ever.

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    Paris Hilton's lawyers weren't happy with a drawing that the brilliant 14 of Gallery of the Absurd made. The brilliant piece of art featured Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in a spoofed version of The Simple Life poster.

    As Page Six reported this morning, her lawyer sent Dlisted and Gallery of the Absurd letters demanding we remove the spoof. He argued, "This poster clearly implies Ms. Hilton has loathsome diseases and also implies Ms. Hilton uses Vicodin. The inferences . . . are false and defamatory."

    First of all, I didn't create the work. I stand by it wholeheartedly though. It's satire! It's a damn cartoon! Any person with a half a brain cell can see that it's not actually Paris and Nicole, but a drawing of them. Not only that, but the poster is based on published reports. Nicole had admitted to using Vicodin and a prescription in Paris' name was posted on the internet.

    It's pretty ridiculous. Oh and that's MY OPINION, not the opinion of every single person on this Earth. I just had to make that clear.
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    "Paris's attorney is now threatening a lawsuit against the artist and Dlisted's Michael K."

    "I'm currently very perplexed how my silly cartoon can be accused of 'defaming' Paris Hilton any more than she has already defamed herself," says the piece's artist, who goes by "14." The content I create for Gallery of the Absurd is based on gossip that already exists.... She created her own public image by her own actions. If Ms. Hilton is trying to erase her negative image ... the first thing she should do is learn to laugh at the mess she's made for herself and then boldly move on."
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