April 4th, 2007, 02:53 PM
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Apple Martin's unfortunate eyebrows
Lainey's Entertainment Update - Apple Under Attack!
If these are not altered by makeup or tweezing or waxing, they are most unfortunate. More pictures at the link.
Last edited by Mira : April 4th, 2007 at 03:20 PM.
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April 4th, 2007, 03:07 PM
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1. I can't believe the kid is that big already! How time flies.
2. To me they look drawn on. If not, they ARE unfortunate.
3. She has a rather old looking face, like a little adult. Some kids just have that. I always find it odd, to have toddlers, young kids with those "old" looking faces.
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April 4th, 2007, 03:12 PM
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bad enough her name is Apple.........
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April 4th, 2007, 03:14 PM
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They are drawn on, you can see her real eyebrows directly below. Why do that to a kid when it's not Halloween?!
Maybe she's being groomed to be a pageant kid. 
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April 4th, 2007, 03:15 PM
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I think it looks like she got into the Sharpie drawer. Or at least I hope so. They don't even follow her natural browbone structure, that's why they look painted on to me. Otherwise, poor girl. Bad enough her mom is fishsticks.
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April 4th, 2007, 03:18 PM
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She's an ugly child. Sorry but she is. She has a really big head, a messed up eye. She has all the bad traits from each parent.
Poor thing, I shouldn't say that about a child but I don't kids so I said it.
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April 4th, 2007, 03:19 PM
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Hmmmm  I can't find her cute at all, especially going by this unfortunate photo! Interesting eyebrows!
She looks abit better here. I can't see any of Gwyneth or Chris in her
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April 4th, 2007, 03:20 PM
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Apple Martin has unfortunate eyes. They are spread so far apart, the are on the side of her head, like a fish.
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April 4th, 2007, 03:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by greeneyedbeauty
She's an ugly child. Sorry but she is. She has a really big head, a messed up eye. She has all the bad traits from each parent.
Poor thing, I shouldn't say that about a child but I don't kids so I said it.
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I agree. I know it's wrong to make fun of a child, but both of Gwyn's kids have never been cute. I think they look more like Chris, and Gwyneth is just so plain that her chromosomes probably didn't transfer over very well.
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April 4th, 2007, 04:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cotjockey
They are drawn on, you can see her real eyebrows directly below. Why do that to a kid when it's not Halloween?!
Maybe she's being groomed to be a pageant kid. |
I read that she's in a play with her grandmother.
She certainly favors Chris more than Gwhiney. She's cute though.
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April 4th, 2007, 04:38 PM
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Yes, she is cute. The photo of her in Honey's post is very attractive. They were probably just goofing around with the eye pencil, since it looks like she has very little eyebrow to speak of.
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April 4th, 2007, 08:02 PM
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She has her father's eyes, poor thing.
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April 4th, 2007, 08:24 PM
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Looks like she was just playing with her mom's makeup and has lipstick on too.
She looks a lot like her mom.
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April 4th, 2007, 09:58 PM
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Maybe her parents are really Chris Martin and . . .
Jack Nicholson.
Dun-dun-dunnn!
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April 4th, 2007, 10:03 PM
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i think she's cute.
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