Things you don't quite believe about celebrities

[Honey]

I don't believe OJ "If I'd done it" Simpson is innocent
I don't believe Lohan's boobs are natural
I don't buy that Suri Cruise is related to Tom
I don't think Tom likes ladies
I don't believe many of the models, actresses or whatevers who say they "eat like a horse" and yet are still skinny.
I don't believe Paris Hilton has much of a purpose
That's mine for now

[Mel1973]

I don't think Britney spears is suffering from PPD
I think JS deliberately flashes tits
I don't think that Katie & Tom have ever even seen each other's hoohahs
I don't buy that EVERY famous person is gay
I don't buy that Heath Ledger is straight
I don't buy that EVERY famous person is on drugs
ETA
I don't buy that Jennifer Aniston's chin weighed 7lbs 14oz at birth

[Air Quotes]

I don't think Paris' vagina is disease free.

I don't think Travoltas hair is his own.

I don't think Britney is in her right mind.

I don't think Aguilera has ever done anything original.

[SunShine23]

I don't think Angelina is drug free
I don't think this is the first time Spears has been in rehab
I don't believe Kevin Federline is 100% golddigger
I don't believe Jaden is a healthy baby

[southernbelle]

I don't believe:
HKS is the father of Dannielynn
Joe Simpson always had completely appropriate conduct w/ Jessica
Scarlett Johansson is smart
Angelina is drug-free
Angelina is a supermom when she's not in front of the cameras
Ken Paves is capable of creating any hairstyle other than "Pageant Hair"
Lindsay Lohan's boobs are and always have been natural
Nicole Richie is drug-free
Ashlee Simpson is straight
John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are dating
Suri is Katie and Tom's
Katie Holmes is happy in her marriage
Lindsay Lohan had an appendectomy
George Clooney is straight

[Raspberry gashes]

I dont believe jennifer aniston and courteney cox aren't coke addicts

Everyoe has already said the rest of what i believe/dont believe.

[SuperHeroTights]

I don't believe HKS took no part in ANS death
I don't believe Tom Cruise is in his right mind
I don't believe Mel Gibson and Michael Richards are sorry

[Mel1973]

I don't believe Whitney Houston never did crack because it was cheap.
I don't believe Vanna White knows how to spell (they have to light up the letters for her)

[Mira]

^^ ha ha funny one, I don't belive Simon Cowell isn't gay (or at least bi)

[lurkur]

I don't believe that more than about 2% of celebrities actually have talent.

[mamaste]

I don't believe Angelina suddenly became sane and stopped being batshit crazy.

I don't believe half the people Ted claims are gay, really are. (It's Ted's wishful thinking.)

I don't believe Penelope Cruz is a professional beard.

I don't believe Rachel Zoe deals drugs to her clients to keep them thin. I think she keeps them high so they don't realize what a shitty stylist she is.

[texlux]

Originally Posted by mamaste

I don't believe Angelina suddenly became sane and stopped being batshit crazy.

LOL! I love it, and I don't believe it for a second, either.

[mistify]

I don't believe:
Angelina is off drugs or is a good mom when the cameras are off or is sane
Jennifer Aniston is ugly
Hilary Duff is ugly
Nicole Richie is off drugs
Tom Cruise is straight or sane
John Travolta is straight
ANS was as dumb as everyone says she is
Joe Rogan is gay
Matthew McCauneghy (However the fuck you spell it) is gay
Paula Abdul is ever sober
K-Fed is as bad as I thought he was
Vin Diesel is gay ( at least I am hoping)
Jake Gyllenhal is gay
Paris Hilton is anything but a white trash, racist whore. hehe

[CherubRock]

I don't believe people like Mariah Carey or Christina Aguilera have "amaaazing" voices. Vocal chord gymnastics and screaming in octaves only dogs can hear doesn't qualify as good singing. Give me a real voice like k.d. Lang anyday.

[mamaste]

Originally Posted by mistify

I don't believe:

Paris Hilton is anything but a white trash, racist whore. hehe

Well, that's just a fact.