The Britney Spears' Future Thread!

Sojiita · February 17th, 2007, 03:10 PM

What will happen to Brit?

choozen1ne · February 17th, 2007, 03:13 PM

Crash and burn even more , lose all her money , her kids will be left with her mother , maybe have some more unsuccesful marraiges , get arrested for drug possion and DUI

japangherl · February 17th, 2007, 03:15 PM

Suicide.

choozen1ne · February 17th, 2007, 03:16 PM

Maybe she will be like Judy Garland , didn't she kill herself after years of self destrive behavior ?

zorbeet · February 17th, 2007, 03:38 PM

I'm torn between two.

1. After being rejected by the Kabbalists, the Mormons and the Scientologist- she starts her own religion.

2. Dead by 30.

sprynkles · February 17th, 2007, 03:44 PM

I wonder if she'll make it thru the weekend.

darksithbunny · February 17th, 2007, 03:45 PM

If what was reported she said is true, than she should quietly go back home to Louisianna and get it together. She needs it. Her kids need it. Hell, I think Kevin should go with her and I can't believe I just typed that!

Novice · February 17th, 2007, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sojiita

What will happen to Brit?

Oooh! You're on the ball tonight/today! ... now let me choose my option...

Quote:

Originally Posted by zorbeet

I'm torn between two.

1. After being rejected by the Kabbalists, the Mormons and the Scientologist- she starts her own religion.

2. Dead by 30.

Can I pick both?

UndercoverGator · February 17th, 2007, 04:59 PM

Dead. Very dead of OD within a year, two tops.

Laurent · February 17th, 2007, 05:05 PM

I chose She will go on just like she is being a shining example of trainwreck famewhoredom at it's best.

I think she thinks any attention is good attention and will just keep famewhoring it up. In fact, I think she's going to kick it up a notch and either get extremely fat or thin. I hear TrimSpa's hiring.

latinaforever · February 17th, 2007, 07:55 PM

-OD and found in own piss and vomit within 1 year-
definitely

moomies · February 17th, 2007, 11:52 PM

Lose her kids and fortune to Kfed.

nycgirly · February 18th, 2007, 12:13 AM

this is so sad......her poor kids.....you know you're in trouble when k-fed is the "good" parent

sparklehead · February 18th, 2007, 12:28 AM

My short story version of one of the options:

Larry Rudolph will prop her up, wheel her into the studio to record with other artists who can lend credibility/cover the talent end of it and hire a few more PR people who will boss Britney around like the good old days, possibly getting her some fake rehab. She'll go on tour and have a few "falling asleep" incidences where she passes out from the mixture of no sleep, drugs and being worked by her people which will be blamed on "the exhaustion of touring with two small children" until one day, they find her in a hotel room bathtub crying uncontrollably talking about Justin. Her mother hires some around the clock mental health professionals, and we're told she's "taken a break to get to know her children again." She never quite regains control of all her faculties and retires to a walled off estate just outside of LA, where she occasionally makes scripted appearances. Once in a while she appears to perform an early hit at a hollywood big-shots' birthday party, eventually sinking to bar mitzvahs and sweet sixteens. Never having learned her lesson (what hollywood mom does) Lynne, who has custody of the two boys unbeknownst to the public since they all live together, pushes Sean Preston into an early Pop/Hip-Hop career which she claims he begged for, which is later turned into a reality show for the E! Network. Britney appears on the show now and then, encouraging SP to "sit by mommy, ya'll, there's cheetos 'round here, that's love!"

Bellatheball · February 18th, 2007, 01:14 AM

I'm sort of torn. I couldn't see the video that's out there of her getting her tat/shaving her head. I read it was very disturbing and that she appeared to be on something and was very paranoid. If that's really the case, she's going to have a really rough go. I'd never wish ill will on her (or anyone) but I'd bet she'd struggle to get and stay clean and will have some battles to keep her kids.

On the flipside, all the photos I've seen of her getting her tat/shaving her head, have shown her smiling and even looking for the cameras. If that's the case, I'm inclined to think her future will contain more drama but nothing of a very serious intentional nature.