Paris Hilton Petition

PlasticGirl · November 9th, 2005, 09:52 AM

I would like to start a petition promising to NEVER post pics or info about Paris Hilton EVER again - unless showing her in an unfavourable light (cellulite, falling in public, general atrocities)

Signed:
1. PlasticGirl
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browneyedgirly · November 9th, 2005, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PlasticGirl

I would like to start a petition promising to NEVER post pics or info about Paris Hilton EVER again - unless showing her in an unfavourable light (cellulite, falling in public, general atrocities)

I was unaware the was a way to make her look good

PlasticGirl · November 9th, 2005, 11:15 AM

I meant things like "Paris Hilton gets engaged"

I would like to see things like "Paris Hilton loses her fortune"

MrsDark · November 10th, 2005, 02:39 AM

Here's a few headlines I wouldn't mind seeing....

Paris Hilton suffers severe*(insert genital affliction here)*!
Paris Hilton living in van down by the River!
Paris Hilton attacked by roving band of rabid chihuahuas!
Paris Hilton forced to shop only at Wal-Mart!
Paris Hilton victim of spontaneous combustion!

PlasticGirl · November 10th, 2005, 03:04 AM

YES, now u get it!!! Im TIRED of hearing about her getting record deals, signing contracts with GUESS?, making Simple Life 10. I dont wanna see pics of her at some premiere, event or party. I think we're all SICK of her good fortune - she DOESNT deserve it, and i dont wanna hear about it. ONLY her MISfortune, thank you!

As always, i can only speak for myself (for all the over sensitive types)

ray shawn · November 14th, 2005, 01:57 PM

I Will Be Number Two. She Does Not Deserve It . And I Would Like To Add Britney Spears Name As Well.

ourmaninBusan · November 20th, 2005, 08:19 AM

If they post pics of Paris,
we'll find ways to be critical.

BTW,
the Dailyrotten gives us this tidbit about much-plastered Paris:

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...At high-class parties in New York, Las Vegas and Los Angeles,
Paris Hilton remains the target of a very specific socialite indulgence. It's a
game called Dump Your Drink On Paris, the object of which is to spot Paris at
a party, "trip" next to her and splash the full contents of your Cape Cod
across her expensive evening gown. The lighter the color of her fabric,
and the darker the indelible fruit juice of your drink, the better. If ice cubes
go down the back of her dress, you score double.

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/bl.../paris-hilton/

provence · November 20th, 2005, 11:44 PM

What do you get if you splash your Cape Cod against her, (wait, that doesn't sound right) I mean, splash the contents of your Cape Cod against her, ice cubes roll down her back AND you bitch-slap the sass off her face? A trip to Disneyland? Cause that would be hot.

Algernon · November 20th, 2005, 11:48 PM

^^^

I want that tidbit to be true. Cuz Paris is surely just the hugest joke within those circles. I'd love to see it happen in person.

AliceInWonderland · November 21st, 2005, 12:37 AM

3. AliceInWonderland

PlasticGirl · November 28th, 2005, 09:22 AM

OH im sad that this thread has gotten NO response. This TRULY proves that most people moan about her, but secretly LOVE and admire that crow-faced bitch. All i want to hear about her is her misfortune, but people continuously post pics of her new pet, her chopper motorbike GIVEN to her as a gift, her on the runway looking thin and hot, her at premiers etc etc

ITS A TRAVESTY of justice!!

LunaShar · November 28th, 2005, 09:30 AM

Id love to sign your petition Plastic Girl, but ill be honest: i LOVE to see her pics and LMAO at her.

Shan Banan · May 23rd, 2006, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PlasticGirl

I would like to start a petition promising to NEVER post pics or info about Paris Hilton EVER again - unless showing her in an unfavourable light (cellulite, falling in public, general atrocities)

Signed:
1. PlasticGirl
2. Shan Banan
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.

Beeyotch · May 24th, 2006, 11:51 PM

Quote:

...At high-class parties in New York, Las Vegas and Los Angeles,
Paris Hilton remains the target of a very specific socialite indulgence. It's a
game called Dump Your Drink On Paris, the object of which is to spot Paris at
a party, "trip" next to her and splash the full contents of your Cape Cod
across her expensive evening gown. The lighter the color of her fabric,
and the darker the indelible fruit juice of your drink, the better. If ice cubes
go down the back of her dress, you score double.

Oh my god, if I saw that in person, I swear my face would light up like Christmas. Then I'd laugh my face off.

NicoleRichieWannaB · May 28th, 2006, 12:24 AM

im not afraid to say i like her