Eddie Van Halen finds cure for cancer

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Another surviver: Eddie Van Halen

From Blabbermouth: Eddie Van Halen has developed a cure for cancer. Yep. Is he telling anyone what the cure is? Nope. Did smoking cause his two bouts of oral cancer? According to Eddie Van Halen, smoking did not cause his cancer, and he still smokes. What caused his cancer? He speculates it might have been the metal guitar pick he used.

This story comes from Launch Radio Networks, who reported on the Sirius Satellite Radio conversation Eddie Van Halen had with Howard Stern last Friday. I didn't hear the radio program, as my tolerance for Stern is low, but I do regret I missed this conversation.

I feel as if some significant portion of the conversation got left out in the retelling of the event -- but if not -- what do you mean you have a cure for cancer but you are not telling anyone? Metal guitar pick? Eddie, please stop talking about cancer. I am a huge fan but this sounds utterly nonsensical.

Anyone else listen to this call-in from Eddie Van Halen to the Howard Stern Show?

[Osakan]

WTF? No.

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Eddie called in to the Howard Stern show back in October.. He told Howard that he has his own cancer lab on Long Island and what he did to cure his cancer is illegal in this country so he couldn't say on the air what it was. But he did say that he has found a cure for cancer. There is audio of it if you search the internet for it.

[Chilly Willy]

Right.

[Mariesoleil]

Sure....

[Aella]

Let's discuss what the drugs did to his brain instead.

[Mariesoleil]

Originally Posted by Aella

Let's discuss what the drugs did to his brain instead.

Good idea.