Fake names celebrities use to register at hotels

CherryDarling · February 4th, 2007, 07:43 PM

It’s a time-honored tradition for celebrities to sign hotel registers under fake names. However, it would seem that most stars choose their aliases with such random abandon that it’s as much a game for them as it is a genuine diversion for the paparazzi trying to pinpoint their hideouts. For instance, Elton John is all over the Yellow Brick Road with "Sir Galahad," "Bobo Latrine" and "Brian Bigbun." Brad Pitt? "Carl Con Carne" and "Bryce Pilaf." And our favorite prankster, Johnny Depp, checks in as "Mr. Satan" and "Mr. Donkey Penis." Here’s a collection of faux-moniker-ing celebs.

(Answers are in bold)

1. Angelina Jolie
a) Miss Lollypop
b) Mrs. Robinson
c) Miss O'Gynist

2. Jon Bon Jovi
a) Ned Merrill
b) Rocky Balboa
c) Stanley Kowalski

3. Jennifer Aniston
a) Miss Congeniality
b) Mrs. Smith
c) Miss Manners

4. Pharrell Williams
a) Luke Skywalker
b) George Spielberg
c) Steven Lucas

5. George Clooney
a) Arnold Schwarzenegger
b) George Will
c) Mel Gibson

6. Paris Hilton
a) Tinker Toy
b) Tinkerbell
c) Tater Tot

7. Michael Bolton
a) Ben Franklin
b) Ben Herr
c) Ben There

8. Kate Beckinsale
a) Uma Merman
b) Siquorney Beaver
c) Kirsten Dunce

9. Diana Ross
a) Miss Orange
b) Agent Orange
c) Duck L'Orange

10. Huey Lewis
a) Jacques Strapp
b) Jacques Cousteau
c) Jack Tripper

11. Val Kilmer
a) Aaron Burr
b) Thomas Paine
c) Raymond Burr

12. Britney Spears
a) Taco Bella
b) Bella
c) Cruella

13. Ozzy Osbourne
a) Dirty Harry
b) Harry Bollocks
c) Harry TImes

14. Michael Jackson
a) Sir William Marshal
b) General Patton
c) Duke of Earl

15. Bono
a) W.C. Fields
b) J.C. Penney
c) A.M. Homes

16. Tiger Woods
a) Homer Simpson
b) B. Simpson
c) Bea Yourself

SOURCE: New York Post Online Edition: Page Six Magazine