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Thread: Jessica Simpson's flat ass in wax

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    I'd rather have a conversation with the plastic version

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    How short is that guy? She is what 5'2" - does the wax figure represent that?

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    That guy looks really sleazy in a Papa Joe kinda way

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    That's the most realistic wax figure I've seen. Most of the time they look nothing like the celeb.

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    I have to tell you, that creeps the HE*L out of me...

    And, her teeth are too straight...

    I wish there was a wick placed down the middle of it.....Id love to see that up in flames and melting...

    But thats just me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceQueen View Post
    How short is that guy? She is what 5'2" - does the wax figure represent that?
    Looks like she's wearing 3 inch heels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vballchica134 View Post
    That's the most realistic wax figure I've seen. Most of the time they look nothing like the celeb.
    even the greasy complexion is accurate - should've thrown a zit in and a bottle of proactive in her hand so she can hawk that shit some more.
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    You know what teenaged boys would do with that?
    Dont Feed The Models
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    what I wanna know is why the hell they would waste time making a wax figure out of this twit? what have she done to deserve this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRAZY 'N' NUTS View Post
    what I wanna know is why the hell they would waste time making a wax figure out of this twit? what have she done to deserve this?
    be hot.
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    Nah. She's not hot until we implement Raydog's suggestion and she's "up in flames and melting"! All in favour?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy View Post
    Nah. She's not hot until we implement Raydog's suggestion and she's "up in flames and melting"! All in favour?
    THAT TOO FUNNY

    As for her hotness, yeah right! Someone's wearing rose tinted glasses

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    that is very realistic im impressed
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    Quote Originally Posted by JuicyLucy View Post
    You know what teenaged boys would do with that?
    Probably the same thing the grown men who lug that thing around to shows do with it after hours. ewwwwwww.

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