Memorable, funny and even smart celebrity quotes!
A spin-off of the "stupid celebrity quotes"
thread, here you'll find that at least some
celebs were/are able to say smart, funny,
intelligent and true things. Some of these
quotes have become "the" thing to say, as
they were adopted by society to be used
whenever a situation calls for them.
"I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
"I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
"The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary."
"Wise men talk because they have something to say.
Fools talk because they have to say something."
Plato (Okay, so not a celeb, but a philosopher)
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
"Life is hard. After all, it kills you."
"I want a man who's kind and understanding.
Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
"We do not own this place, we are just passengers."
Robert Redford (about earth/environment).
"The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich
and getting poorer."
"With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson.
Without them, I'm fat and 60."
"Movies are fun, but they're not a cure for cancer."
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent
about things that matter."
Martin Luther King Jr.
"Some people see things as they are and say why.
I dream things that never were and say why not?"
Robert F. Kennedy
"Service to others is the rent you pay for your
room here on earth."