Nicky and Paris Hilton keep collecting Olsen twins' ex-boyfriends

Blackberry · December 16th, 2006, 10:35 AM

Seriously, it looks like the Hiltons are obsessed with Mary-Kate and Ashley's ex-boyfriends or something. It's getting pathetic.

Matt Kaplan: Dated Ashley Olsen for three years and was seeing Nicky Hilton.

David Katzenberg: Dated Mary-Kate Olsen for a year and now dates Nicky Hilton.

Stavros Niarchos III: Dated Mary-Kate Olsen for half a year and now dates Paris Hilton.

Here are recent pictures of the guys and the Hiltons:

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enctpc · December 16th, 2006, 04:52 PM

Nothing like having someone elses leftovers

Mira · December 16th, 2006, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackberry

OMG, opening up the larger photo, she looks like a little old street/bag lady. Absolutely pathetic. Doesn't this girl realize how absolutely ridiculous she looks??!! What is wrong with her brain? It reminds me of anorexic girls thinking they're fat when in actuality they are skeletons covered with skin.

Blackberry · December 18th, 2006, 07:13 AM

^ You know, she actually was anorexic.

Egolita · December 18th, 2006, 09:20 PM

she looks like a little girl. with her big brother. or a munchkin. like she got stuck in a shrinking machine. either way. she looks awful! jeebus.

Icepik · December 18th, 2006, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by enctpc

Nothing like having someone elses leftovers

In essence, doesn't everyone have someone else's leftovers?

WitchHazelEyed · December 21st, 2006, 09:06 PM

I was going to say, she looks just like some little girl with her way older brother dressing up in her mommy's (or grandmother's) clothes. To think that these guys are having sex with this girl, makes me think they are pedophiles.

Seriously, why are they so small? I mean they're skinny and they're the heigth of a twelve year old?

JuicyLucy · January 21st, 2007, 03:12 AM

I can't believe the cute little Michelle Tanners from Full House grew into those things. Yikes!

sweetness · January 21st, 2007, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Icepik

In essence, doesn't everyone have someone else's leftovers?

Yes, but it is kind of strange how the Hilton's always seem to end up with the Olsen's exes.

It's like Paris and Nicky are always ready to pounce as soon as one of the twins has a breakup. They'll have some fresh meat now that Ashley has just broken up with whatever his name is.