Tom Cruise and his jiggling man boobs kicking a soccer ball

moomies · December 11th, 2006, 01:46 PM

Tom Gets Ballsy

It's clear Tom Cruise hasn't been spending enough quality time with David Beckham.

Just hours before Tom and Katie Holmes threw their over-the-top coming out party in Beverly Hills this weekend, the well-fed newlyweds were kicking it up at soccer again, along with their parents, to support Tom's daughter Isabella. After the game, the plumping action star got a low-impact workout by kicking the ball around with his family in front of the crowd.

That evening, the couple headed over to the site of a $400,000 post-nuptial bash, where powerful showbiz players celebrated the TomKat agreements.

Over 300 guests, including Steven Spielberg, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Cuba Gooding Jr., and Tom's former pharmaceutical foe Brooke Shields, who all braved a downpour to pay homage. The soggy twosome's honeymoon was also rained out.

Oprah and John Travolta were nowhere to be seen.

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http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/11/tom-gets-ballsy/

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Lobelia · December 11th, 2006, 02:06 PM

My gawd, why doesn't the man just gain weight in his belly like a normal man? He needs a training bra.

moomies · December 11th, 2006, 02:09 PM

that turtleneck sweater accentuates his jello-y physique.

travelbug · December 11th, 2006, 02:21 PM

What an attention whore. The Great Tom Cruise is going to demonstrate his physical prowess by kicking around a soccer ball! Afterward, Tom will open-mouth KISS his new child bride, Katie, in front of the crowd! Isn't Tom SO MANLY and and SO in LOVE?

enctpc · December 11th, 2006, 02:39 PM

I see no one new turned up for the party... Did Oprah have a party as well and all the "cool" people went there?

louiswinthorpe111 · December 11th, 2006, 04:27 PM

"the plumping action star"

I can see him going all Tony Curtis, greying out, porking up, and PS whoring.

limey · December 11th, 2006, 06:52 PM

With that turtle-neck he's wearing and the long hair, he looks like he's auditioning for a Beatles movie! And what's with Katie running up and hugging him after he kicks a ball?! WTF? Does he need his ego stroked that badly?

Strangely, I feel kind of sorry for him watching that clip. He seems kind of sad. I wonder if he knows his career is pretty much washed up, especially with his looking more and more like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Okay, I'm over feeling sorry for him.

MsChiff · December 11th, 2006, 07:30 PM

Maybe he should have bought the girdle instead of renting it...

sprynkles · December 12th, 2006, 08:50 AM

He just never looks comfortable in any situation.
That's all I have...I totally don't care anymore.

HWBL · December 12th, 2006, 09:31 AM

That soccer clip is too pathetic for words. What's with all the weird arm flapping movements? Is he trying to take off? And the way he demands his brainwashed fake wife fake mom of his fake child to come to him for a cuddle

cool girl · December 12th, 2006, 02:14 PM

I have a feeling that he's put on the weight for a movie role, i just can't see Tom Cruise letting himself go like this. He's starting a movie in January with Meryl Streep apparantly.

moomies · December 12th, 2006, 02:50 PM

His PR/Scientology people would have said something by now if he's gaining weight for a movie role. I mean it was reported that he had to wear a girdle for his wedding for pete's sake! How embarrassing is that for a man.