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Old December 2nd, 2006, 12:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Question Britney Spears' Fanjita...

Me and my friends have just been talking about the car crash that is Britney Spears and the recent (overly revealing ) photographs of her.

One of my friends said that she maybe has an STD because her lady garden looks very red with sores. I didn't believe her, but she made us look at the pictures again and there is definitely something 'wrong' down there.

Could the sores be caused by waxing? Or is it something more sinister? Jeez, I can't believe that Britney would want to expose herself to the world if she did have some kind of problem. Wouldn't that be too damaging to her image - or is she beyond caring??
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Old December 2nd, 2006, 12:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Maybe her cooter was just chafed by being bashed to and fro by the elements.
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Old December 2nd, 2006, 01:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Maybe her cooter was just chafed by being bashed to and fro by the elements.


It certainly has been getting a lot of exposure lately!
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Old December 2nd, 2006, 02:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It's probably razor burn.
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Today is Brits birthday. 25 years old!
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Old December 2nd, 2006, 03:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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her fagina is 175 in dog years.
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Old December 2nd, 2006, 06:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I don't want to have a closer look, but razor burn can get nasty, and people's genitals really do vary a lot. There's no end to all the strange shapes and colours labia can have...
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Old December 2nd, 2006, 06:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I don't want to have a closer look, but razor burn can get nasty, and people's genitals really do vary a lot. There's no end to all the strange shapes and colours labia can have...
Don't you mean MEAT HANGERS?
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Old December 2nd, 2006, 10:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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You can actually see if you look closely enough (yes, i do regret that) that she has red bumps, and the sprouting of pubic hair.. looks like she shaves. Either way it was gross. A womans vagina should never be shown in public like that. They aren't the most attractive sight in the world.
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Old December 2nd, 2006, 11:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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If I went out without my undies and showed off my shorn puss it would have little white TP squares all over it!

There's no way I'm that dexterous and proficient in going bald eagle. So kudos to Britney on your Daisy-Razor job, well done young padawan!
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Old December 2nd, 2006, 11:34 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Looks just like razor burn. Which is why I wax.
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Old December 3rd, 2006, 08:12 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I didn't think that it was an STD. I used to like Britney alot and hoped that she had more respect. So, shaving rash it is, then...
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Plumpy meat curtains Batman~~

Vajayjays aren't usually that nasty looking, shaved or waxed and I've always been amazed at the different variations in colors and lipage. Britney's, just like Hilton's, look like they've entertained a cast of thousands.
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