November 27th, 2006, 06:25 PM
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On December 4, Christie's is going to auction off a page from Britney Spears' junior high school notebook featuring a "handwritten review of Rex Warner's translation of Sophocles' story Antigone, written in black ballpoint pen on either side of the page, Britney's review annotated by her teacher with corrections to her spelling and comments including ...Nice cover Organized Watch your spelling... and Write more neatly and her grade: 88; and a corresponding piece of yellow card decorated with the book's title Antigone in black felt pen."
I tried reading this but gave up after my brain started to melt. If you give it a try you'll understand. Or you won't, because your brain will have melted. I'm surprised there weren't more typos, but I was also expecting it to be written on unicorn stationary. Go figure.
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November 27th, 2006, 07:01 PM
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she can't spell even simple words.
pathetic. die now.
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November 27th, 2006, 07:07 PM
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I'm disturbed at how little correction the teacher made to that mess.
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November 27th, 2006, 07:18 PM
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I love how one of the words is circled; classic 'what the fuck did you write' signal.
Meanwhile, i got a warning for the title of this. Any ideas why?
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November 27th, 2006, 07:20 PM
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Quote:
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Meanwhile, i got a warning for the title of this. Any ideas why?
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I think the title originally said 'good look' instead of 'good luck', but I didn't report you for it. 
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November 27th, 2006, 07:20 PM
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You have to use full names in thread titles.
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November 27th, 2006, 07:25 PM
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I just got informed, thanks though.
Meanwhile, has anyone deciphered it!?
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November 27th, 2006, 07:35 PM
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i gotta ask how did her essay manage to get out in the public for auctioning?
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November 27th, 2006, 08:24 PM
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Is this really Britney's? I've seen her handwriting on a magazine before and it looks a bit different than this???
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November 27th, 2006, 09:38 PM
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Well it's not the most well written piece in the world but then again who's writing is absolutly stunning in junior high anyway?
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November 28th, 2006, 07:11 AM
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hahaaaaa. it can imagine it could be hers!
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November 28th, 2006, 07:17 AM
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I'm not sure it's hers - The first sentence is wrong where she uses "looses" instead of "loses". I think that may be a UK thing, but in the US, a teacher would correct that. I think... ????? Maybe I've lost it.
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November 28th, 2006, 08:21 AM
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Damn, my head hurts after this. Didn't she leave school after 8th grade?
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November 28th, 2006, 08:51 AM
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I love how the handwriting deteriorates at the bottom. That's the part that was written on the bus on the way to school on the morning it was due.
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November 28th, 2006, 11:00 AM
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^  , thats so funny how people do that.
Its also terribly written and hard to follow, she cant write anymore than she can sing. Love how the teacher put a big NO on the paper
And it is Britney's, its all over other websites too. Who would buy this garbage anyway!
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