Freddie Prinze and SMG. They aren't long for the world....
Tom & Katie, heehee
Christina Aguilera and whatever her hubbys name is. Just because.
Okay, everybody put no more than 3 guesses as to the next celebrity couple to split, if you win you get bragging rights. My guesses:
1. Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman
2. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett
3. Denise Richards and Richie Sambora
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Freddie Prinze and SMG. They aren't long for the world....
Tom & Katie, heehee
Christina Aguilera and whatever her hubbys name is. Just because.
1. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas
2. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr.
3. Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake
What are you looking at, sugar-tits? - Mel Gibson
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson
Banned and anyone
Tom and Katie
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Sorry for the silliness but it is early here. Hard to think of couples
My revised list is:
Tom and Katie Cruise
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher
JoLo and Skeltor
Julia Roberts and Danny whatever
Jordan and Peter Andre
Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas
Mine is:
All of them.
It's a toss-up, really.
GeorgeMichael and his guy (gay + drug problem = breakup)
Pete Doherty and his the wench Moss (bad drug problem + even worse drug problem = breakup)
Will Smith and Jada(They will both basically shave their respective 'beards' (and I include her as having a 'beard' as well since she basically looks like a guy anymore..*yuck*)
Vadge & Guy Richie - I don't think he wants to adopt anymore kids with her ol' ass.
Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy - how long till they are both tired of making goofy fucking faces at each other?
Angelina Jolie and Brad Fucking Pitt - just because I like to get the trolls riled.................
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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Well, who would have guessed that the next couple would be Pam and Kid Rock? Would never have seen that coming.
Great question. Greys, I thought we had to choose between the three you guessed. Nicole/Keith and Denise/Ritchie are excellent guesses. Banned is too easy (pun intended). KFug is gone. Let's see....I'm gonna say Heath L and Michelle whatshername.
Did I mention Brad & Angelina????
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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I think you're the first to mention Brangelina, but then you only get 3 guesses.![]()
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Fine, I take back my second guess for Brangelina but I stand by my first guess for them!!!
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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