A request for help, my lovely Gossip Rocks

glamazon · November 16th, 2006, 09:08 PM

My friend works for Playboy, and guess who has the PR dept on eggshells...

that's right, Perez Hilton.

If you could take him down, literally....how would you propose to do it?

Best and most realistic plan wins. I'll implement it.

as long as it doens't involve death, murder or lots o cash...

Bellatheball · November 16th, 2006, 10:14 PM

Damn, you had me till the end.

Up till then I had a good plan!

Why does PB want to take Perez down?

darksithbunny · November 16th, 2006, 10:19 PM

Yes, now you spilled it and before we kill it, we got know why. Share.........

glamazon · November 16th, 2006, 11:30 PM

Perez has slighted a friend of mine(short story that involves the emmys and a tv talk show host acting up), and he posted a false story about my friend's boss that has all the PR walking on eggshells.

Can you imagine? they hate Banned's Cuban Pet, but have to invite him to events to placate him and not deal with his shenanigans...and I hate him with a passion greater than thunder. Imagine if all the good bloggers and gossip lovers out there managed to oust him from his throne, or at least reign him in...

moomies · November 16th, 2006, 11:35 PM

His site sux...it takes so long to load (too cheap to get a better server or what?) and then his forum/boardroom is a joke

Chilly Willy · November 17th, 2006, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glamazon

Perez has slighted a friend of mine(short story that involves the emmys and a tv talk show host acting up), and he posted a false story about my friend's boss that has all the PR walking on eggshells.

Can you imagine? they hate Banned's Cuban Pet, but have to invite him to events to placate him and not deal with his shenanigans...and I hate him with a passion greater than thunder. Imagine if all the good bloggers and gossip lovers out there managed to oust him from his throne, or at least reign him in...

Is he really that powerful already? That's bad news....

twitchy · November 17th, 2006, 07:55 AM

Classic:
1. Get him drunk and get photos/video of him in some bizarre situation(can't think of anything yet, need coffee).
2. Make sure photos are just SFW enough that they will be spread widely.
3. Chuckle.

Zee · November 17th, 2006, 08:03 AM

^^Pink dildo on the butt a la Joe Francis

Nothing says retribution like a hacked web site. Post the pictures on his own site.

Air Quotes · November 17th, 2006, 10:20 AM

Nooo we need pictures of him screwing a girl! Preferably banned.

twitchy · November 17th, 2006, 10:32 AM

Taking a bribe? Doing meth whilst humping a stuffed animal?

greysfang · November 17th, 2006, 10:42 AM

Arrange to have the guy who started the lawsuit there and harass him all night til he cries, then get pics of it.

glamazon · November 17th, 2006, 11:35 AM

I wonder about his website....I also wonder about the numbers as well....hmmm...

and yes, he's getting that powerful, which is dangerous for someone like him to have...he's an ungrateful wretch...

Bellatheball · November 17th, 2006, 12:55 PM

^^ Sounds familiar...... but I digress.

I say find a way to have Banned turn on him. She'll make a public scene out of him lickedy split!

greysfang · November 17th, 2006, 01:10 PM

^^ That's easy. Have someone hack his site, post all of her crotch shot pics that Perez has refused to post (even though he posts every single one of Linday's), and proclaim that he KNOWS that Banned does indeed have the herp. She'll drop him like a hot potato.

Bellatheball · November 17th, 2006, 01:43 PM

Yes yes yes!! See now you're thinking. She'll turn her back on him and he'll be left out in the cold. If we're lucky, banned will talk sh*t about him all ovey Hell-ay!!! WOOHOOO. There's your plan!