Tina Fey on why Paris Hilton sucks

DeChayz · November 16th, 2006, 07:11 PM

Tina Fey on why Paris Hilton sucks

Tina Fey was fantastic on the Howard Stern show this morning discussing former Saturday Night Live hosts. Tina said the hosts are usually great, but every couple of years you get a bad one - like Paris Hilton who was a "piece of shit"!

Tina didn't hold back on how much she and the cast hated Paris. We transcribed some of her hilarious comments...

She said Paris had "the hair of a fraggle", and left "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" from her "cheap weave"!

Tina caught Paris's giant man hands and said they were as long as her forearm.

More zingers below!...

Paris actually takes herself seriously and "embraces her stupidity".

She asked them to write a skit so she could play Jessica Simpson "because I hate her" "she's fat".

Paris was so uninterested in anyone else the staff had a bet to see if she would ask anyone something personal (like "how are you").

She did at one point ask someone "is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)

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KrisNine · November 16th, 2006, 07:24 PM

Not a bit surprised by any of this. Paris is a dumb, self-absorbed twat.

Lily · November 16th, 2006, 08:20 PM

Not surprised either. And I'm glad Fey actually said this instead of doing that phony gracious thing. Except they didn't say enough bad sh*t about her! Come on!

Lobelia · November 16th, 2006, 08:24 PM

I always knew that Tina Fey was awesome. I have elevated her to Goddess status now.

Lily · November 16th, 2006, 08:32 PM

I want to make her a big pot of spaghetti and say, "What else did Paris do??????"

....and then try to get her to tell me about some of the other crappy hosts. I'm guessing Alec Baldwin isn't one of them (<--man is crazy, but crazy-talented too).

Bellatheball · November 16th, 2006, 10:16 PM

^^ Plus she's staring with him in their new sitcom.

I've always loved TF, she just went a little higher up on the scale though.

I wonder what she'd say about Ashlee Simpson?

Somerset · November 16th, 2006, 10:37 PM

Holy moly, I love Tina Fey.

SuperHeroTights · November 16th, 2006, 11:47 PM

I knew I liked this woman but now she's my new best friend!!!

Chilly Willy · November 17th, 2006, 06:24 AM

Chilly Willy on why Tina Fey is a goddess....

...because she tells it like it is and she can afford to do so.

Aella · November 17th, 2006, 06:33 AM

Ooh, I just want to frame every single quote this interview.

ediebrooks · November 17th, 2006, 06:52 AM

Yay for Tina Fey. More people need to speak out about Paris Hilton.

glamazon · November 17th, 2006, 11:40 AM

does anyone think it's weird that Banned asked about the ethnicity of Maya Rudolph? I thought everyone knew she was bi-racial (hello, her mom was minnie riperton!)

Pandora · November 17th, 2006, 04:43 PM

LMFAO! Tina Fey rocks!

She's also propaply pro-Lohan, after working with her on Mean Girls (pre-ho time).

Quote:

Originally Posted by glamazon

does anyone think it's weird that Banned asked about the ethnicity of Maya Rudolph? I thought everyone knew she was bi-racial (hello, her mom was minnie riperton!)

Surprisingly, many people do not know that Italians are caucasian, therefore white. She's probably one of those people.

glamazon · November 17th, 2006, 04:56 PM

Banned is stupid, so I shouldn't put anything past her...

Raspberry gashes · November 18th, 2006, 04:05 AM

What a fucking bitch. I am not a fan of jessica but i cant get over paris saying "she's fat". Then again the girl thinks shes attractive, so clearly theres something wrong with her brain and eyesight.