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Old October 25th, 2006, 10:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Penelope Cruz wants to start a family

Penny Cruz reportedly wants to start a family of her own, after finishing up her new flick Volver. It might help if she can find a straight guy this time. Poor Penny's track record hasn't been good. So perhaps the members of this board can help her, by playing celebrity matchmaker. Just suggest the actor you think she should see next.

Since she long ago burned her A List standing, she no longer has Hollywood's gay elite to choose from. However there are a few contenders who just might have the neccesary cache to be the man in her life. For instance:

Carsson Kressley - he shot to fame on TV's "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". The last time I saw him on TV, he was doing Special K commercials. Bringing his special brand of flambouyence to the breakfast market didn't seem to work out. Somehow the "Hey bitches, still tryin' drop some pounds off of those fat asses" fell short of the mark. However, Penny has always come to the aid of gay actors in career trouble, so this just might be the cause for her.

Steven Cojocaru - ET's style expert. Penny is one of the world's most fashionable women, so Cojo might come in handy, helping her with style tips. They could be a formidable power couple.

T.R. Knight - Grey's Anatomy's gay doc is so hot that he's already had men fighting over him! To be precise, two of his cast mates came to blows after some homophobic epithets were hurlt about. Dr McDreamy lept to his defense, making him even more popular with his female viewers. He's shown that he's a sensitive new age guy who isn't afraid to get violent, for a good cause! However, given Penny's track record, Knight would seem to be her cup of tea. Since he's become high profile now, Penny might be able to turn some spin on her own career out of this!

Any other suggestions??
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Old October 25th, 2006, 12:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Since she is gay, I'm assuming conception will be via a turkey baster.
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Old October 25th, 2006, 12:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Since she is gay, I'm assuming conception will be via a turkey baster.

^^She should have stayed with Tommy boy then since Suri was conceived via turkey baster!
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^^She should have stayed with Tommy boy then since Suri was conceived via turkey baster!
yeah seriously.

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Now you're not saying that Penny should 'get stuffed', are you?
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