August 20th, 2006, 03:40 PM
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The cheek of it! Posh shapes up with new curves
18:53pm 18th August 2006

With the waist measurement of a seven-year-old child, it is little wonder Victoria Beckham has announced she wants to 'fatten up.'
Until now her tiny frame seemed to be getting thinner by the day.
But in a recent photoshoot for a new fragrance, Mrs Beckham appears to have miraculously developed a derriere as shapely as the famous one sported by Jennifer Lopez.
And the reason? Digital trickery.
Looking more womanly than ever, she shows off an accentuated bottom, giving her the curves her husband has longed for.
One expert revealed: "It looks as if the pictures have almost certainly been enhanced in some way by digital manipulation.
"The left hand side looks to have been enhanced and resembles a J-Lo style curvy bottom and the left hand side seems lower with a highlight re-touch added.
"Judging from recent pictures, her thighs also look to have been manipulated so it looks in proportion with her enhanced bottom.
"David's hand also looks to have been enhanced slightly to put it in proportion with Victoria's new behind.
"This photo clearly designed to show she has curves, although they are digitally manipulated."
The former England captain has made no secret of his desire for his wife to put on more weight.
And he appears to revel in having some extra flesh to grab on to.
But these newfound curves in the advertisement are a far cry from the mother of three who is so slim that she now has to have her clothes specially altered to stop them from swamping her tiny frame.
Incredibly, her tiny measurement gives her the same waist size as a seven-year-old - the age of her son Brooklyn.
But after stern words from her husband and health experts, the former Spice is on a mission to 'fatten up'.
It is hoped that by putting on more weight and increasing her body fat percentage the singer turned fashion designer will be able to conceive the couple's fourth child more easily.
Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1773
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August 20th, 2006, 03:42 PM
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HAHAHA! Surprised she isn't mortified of having a larger rear end!! Funny!
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August 21st, 2006, 12:20 AM
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She looks heaps better digitally enhanced.
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August 21st, 2006, 10:56 AM
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She looks human digitally enhanced. Well, and from behind.
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August 21st, 2006, 01:49 PM
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I think David's hand was digitally put there too, 'cause I really can't see him touching the original thing.
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August 21st, 2006, 02:17 PM
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I really thought it wasn't her! Don't they know WE know better that she is closer to having a boney and not a bubble ass?
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August 22nd, 2006, 02:15 AM
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I think in that picture Posh looks great, well the back of her does, the front probably still Miss Piggy nose and hard rock boobies
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August 23rd, 2006, 03:59 AM
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I wonder what the original picture looks like...
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August 23rd, 2006, 04:22 AM
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I spotted this photograph in the newspaper yesterday and I had to take a second glance to realise that it was in fact, Victoria. Hopefully she will look at this and realise a bit of meat on her bones is what she is in desperate need of.
I highly doubt it though.
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August 23rd, 2006, 05:29 PM
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ugh that picture of her all the way on the right....its disgusting! yuck, her legs look like they're going to snap when she takes a hard step down or something
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August 26th, 2006, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by GoldFingers
I spotted this photograph in the newspaper yesterday and I had to take a second glance to realise that it was in fact, Victoria. Hopefully she will look at this and realise a bit of meat on her bones is what she is in desperate need of.
I highly doubt it though.
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When I first saw this photo the other day, I honestly had to look a few times and very closely to see who the woman was. In her dreams that's her body!
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August 27th, 2006, 04:51 PM
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I had no idea it was Victoria and not just some model until I saw this picture in the paper! I think her enhanced bum looks great!
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August 27th, 2006, 04:57 PM
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She needs to stop dressing like she's 14. It looks stupid. And wrong. And fucking pathetic.
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